The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

How many mice do you need to feed a family of four?

Adwoa Belden says: Turbines for your meat jet agonism hayseed And the Sandman replies: Absolutely. Hayseed, indeed.
Best-Offer-Site says: Hi Sandman, This is Big! And the Sandman replies: No … *this* is big!
Bob Kimball says: 4.5M Twitter users. How YOU can get more of them to follow you And the Sandman replies: Walk in front of them?
Bonita Keyes says: Receive a Bachelors degree. Got one. Want fries with that?
Brandy Bird says: Claim your degree. Got one. Were you the all-dressed with extra pepperoni?
Britney Trent says: You have a new message! Another one?
Carly Mackey says: You have a new message! Another one?
Casey Boyce says: Call for your diploma now. Another one?
Chauncey Barron says: You have a new message! Another one?
Dir Lawson Willams says: Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!contact He On This (alexandermichael02@sbcglobal.net) Riiight …
Guy Mackey says: Claim your degree. Another one? Do you want that supersized?
Hinata says: Secret Orgasm Report For Sandman How to have an orgasm in secret? Simple - come very, very quietly.
List Bandit says: [LB] Sandman, Mark July 21st On Your Calendar OK. Done that. Now what?
ListJoe.com says: Photographers needed worldwide, no experience necessary... Must be able to sneak into bedrooms, take adult photos and sneak back out again.
ListJoe.com says: Now You Can Relieve Your Anxiety And Your Debts Good mix. I'm up for that.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman Check it out Looks OK to me. Now put it away - you're upsetting the nuns.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, can I tell you a secret...? No, because then one of us will have to kill the other.
ListJoe.com says: Can You Imagine If You Were The First? Meanwhile, back in the Garden of Eden …
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, I'm looking for individuals seriously interested in changing the economy. Try Capitol Hill.
ListJoe.com says: Yes, This Is Real No it's not - I can see the stitches.
Todd says: NEW FREE Report => "Mouse Hunting Made Easy" (open now) Erm … you gotta catch a lot of mice to feed a family.
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