The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Let's buy a celebrity

 
ListJoe.com says: Make real money go green And the Sandman replies: Surely a great deal of bills are green already?
John Delavera says: Hmm... seen this? And the Sandman replies: Hmm … yes. I recognize the tattoos. Now put it away.
 
Heather Picken - www.bodyofloveforwomen.com says: Sandman, Something to help you Brown paint? Oh … kay.
Michael Senoff says: Paint it Brown Sandman . . . Cool!
 
Info-MSC says: From Paul Wolfe -Happy New Year, from the Mayan Temple of Doom See you there in 2012, then!
Kerrie Sheehan says: Repetitiveness Is Key, Sandman It is, isn't it? It is, isn't it? It is, isn't it? It is, isn't it? It is, isn't it? (Can I go now, please?)
Expert-Persuasion.com says: How to put people under your control Pointing weapons at them is a pretty good start.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, What's the secret? I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Steve D'Agostino says: [Network Alert] Discover Instantly How To... Oh, for me it just comes naturally, but thanks anyway.
Gary Ambrose says: 2pm... Available? For you? Nah. I've got some beautiful Russian women to attend to, though.
* How To Double Your Business says: how to feel less overwhelmed Go get underwhelmed for a while?
Support says: RE: Sandman, where to send your Check? (personal) The usual locker at Grand Central, if you wouldn't mind.
Early To Rise says: It Ends Tonight... That's a shame. I was starting to enjoy it.
Andrew says: Sandman, I Finally Found This For You... Thank you - where did I leave it?
Steve G. Jones says: How to Effectively Manage Your Time Get everyone else to do the stuff you're supposed to do?
Ben Settle says: Why Every Marketer Should Go See Sherlock Holmes So they can ask him questions about marketing mysteries?
Matthew Glanfield says: Sandman, Your Time Is Up (urgent) Oh, well. Catch you when I next reincarnate, then.
Jordan Hall says: what's with all the emails? I don't know - I get them every day.
Chaney Weiner-www.WealthMasterySuccess.com says: Sandman, did you get this? What? Another email? Probably.
Travis@BumMarketingMethod.com says: if your boss is a total JERK... You mean there's any other kind of boss?
Ric Thompson says: RE: Have you done this? Yes. Twice this afternoon already. Now I'm a little sore and need a nap. So go away.
Ian del Carmen says: => PLEASE Unsubscribe! I thought I had already. Sorry.
SmallBusinessUpdate says: Be Wary Of Social Media Advice For Your Business Advice? I'm just wary of social media. Period.
Andy OBryan says: This call was a wake-up call… Two hours too early. The management will hear about this.
Jennifer McLean says: In Less Thann 2 HOURS Dee Wallace on Prediction Week Sorry - cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
* Ali Brown * says: Sandman, see you TONIGHT? OK. Bring a bottle.
kevin@thegaryhalbertletter.com says: Finally, It's been months since we've been able say anything Speech therapy is such a wonderful thing, isn't it?
Armand Morin says: Come to My Seminar in Las Vegas for FREE You paying the airfare? Really? See you there!
Kristen says: Sandman I need your help... Right. First of all, you want to take this Duct tape and …
Ultimate Swing Trader says: take some advice I do all the time. Usually it's in Russian, though.
sooryan s says: tawoty : amiko meilleure Absolutely.
** Tellman ** says: Celebrity AUCTION (tonight!) Wow! Who am I going to buy tonight, I wonder.
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