The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

A dream job for Grandma

 
Richard Clarke says: [Warning] An Imminent Event... And the Sandman replies: Congratulations - when's it due?
G. Edward Griffin says: Part 3 of 10: What the gogernment isn't telling you And the Sandman replies: Everything. Next!
Ericksonian Hypnosis says: When Do The Good Things Start? When I'm good and ready. Now go away until I've finished my nap.
Harlan Kilstein says: When Do The Good Things Start? I haven't finished my nap yet. Go away.
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says: Sandman, use this responsibly ... Oh, but I do.
Viral Link Tracker says: See How Easily You Can Have It "Done-for-You" (On a Budget) Cut-price hookers?
Forward To A Better Day says: Fwd: It's Easy Isn't it? Just do what comes naturally.
Mike Masters (IMT) says: Sandman, He Was Drowning In Debt Before This... And now he's drowning in molasses. Isn't life strange?
ListJoe.com says: Hi Sandman, earn 5$ in 10 minutes! I used to. But then I put my prices up and developed a much classier clientele.
The BNET Report says: [BNET UK] How to Dress to Stand Out Leave your zip undone and think dirty thoughts?
Ryan Deiss says: Are you "Screwed-Up" because of this... No - I'm screwed up for many, many more reasons that that.
Justin Michie says: The greatest program on ________ ! Discovery Channel? Is "Ducks of the Kalahari"? No wonder they repeat it so often.
James Sorelly says: Need A Fast Start, Sandman... No - I tend to start slow and then finish fast.
Robert Ringer says: After 23 publishers rejected his first book ... He went back to flipping burgers … and is a lot happier now.
Chuck Mullaney says: [Insider Alert] Literally pump up your... I don't need a pump, but thanks anyway.
Evolution Ezine says: Sharing One Man's Passion, A Free World Summit, and... … this week's special from Burger King? Excellent!
Profit Snapshots says: All the "BLLSHT" Pick a newspaper … any newspaper. It's all there for you.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says: In One Month Alexa Attracts Massive Wealth Good for Alexa. Send her round next month.
Ken McCarthy says: The Boy Scouts were right And the Girl Guides were grateful. It does pay to be prepared.
**Brian T. Edmondson** says: RE: I've had enough! (really) Well, just push your plate away and wait till everyon else has finished, please.
Ben Settle says: Diarrhea Of The Keyboard Makes your fingers very unpleasant.
Travis@BumMarketingMethod.com says: Sandman I owe you an apology... Yup. Shouldn't have crapped on my keyboard.
Jeff Johnson says: are you ok? No - I've got really stinky fingers now.
Dan Robey says: A Simple Mindset Change Is All You Need No - I need soap and water.
Clayton Makepeace says: You've got five days, Sandman ... Oh, I'm sure I'll find something to clean my hands with by then.
Jeff Johnson says: Important Update: are you ok? I will be when I've washed my hands.
Glen Hopkins says: Must See Video... Video busted. Watch DVD instead.
Huey Lee says: 3 little pigs built a website, Sandman But then along came the big bad wolf …
The Masters Gathering says: Women are gathering – What about you? I'm waiting till they're all gathered in one place before I do anything.
Sean Storey says: Is this shocking Sandman? No … it's just easier if they're all in a bunch.
Henk and Nicholas says: Sandman, what do you REALLY want? A bunch of steamy women - in a confined area.
Trevor Crook says: GoodBye and Thank You Sandman . . . More than welcome, Trevor. Bon voyage.
Michael D. Walker says: How Girl Scouts Get You It's not the Girl Scouts that worry me … it's their parents. If I'm in the same house as them, I'm in trouble.
Help More People says: You Gotta Leave the House! I do. Every time.
notification@facebookmail.com says: You have little joy in life? Lacks warmth and affection? Come to me. Thank you.
notification@facebookmail.com says: You have little joy in life? Lacks warmth and affection? Come to me. I will.
notification@facebookmail.com says: I'll still love you, come to me, I'm in a hotel! Which hotel?
Alan Magliocca says: I think you need to know more about me... No, I've heard enough already, thanks. Now go away.
John Carlton says: Simple tweaks, massive rewards. Really? Well, it worked for several rent boys I used to hang out with.
BNET says: Are You Avoiding Big Presentations? Indeed I am. I usually need a bathroom break halfway through ... and by the time I come back I've got no idea what the presenter's on about any more.
notification@facebookmail.com says: 1Why do you cost me? Irina. Because I'm past giving it away for free, Irina.
John Delavera says: tell the good news to Grandma There's a job in makeup for her?
Epro via YesPleez says: Wanted Makeup lovers - Your dream job in Makeup Apparently so. Way to go, GrandBag!
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