What color pill today?

Paul Klein says:	How About Some Common Sense, Sandman?	And the Sandman replies: No thanks. Send it to the White House instead, OK?
StomperNet says:	The Lone Ranger Syndrome (and what to do about it)	And the Sandman replies: Masks available here. Good price.
David lockley says:	Sorry For Taking So Long	And the Sandman replies: No worries. Now, why don't you put that cactus back where you found it?
ListJoe.com says:	ever wondered how they do it?	I think it's got something to do with being very careful about those spikes.
Ron & Rick says:	I fee like I must have let you down.	Oh, but you did. You did. It was you that shaved the cactus, wasn't it?
Jeff Mulligan says:	I was booked this morning...	Yeah - cactus-shaving's a crime in 48 states.
Claudia - Vision Defense says:	Sandman, Vision Problems Are Not Genetic	No, they're more to do with your eyes, aren't they?
Tom theToolman says:	Finally Sandman, you can Say good bye to Tiny comm. FOREVER...	Bye-bye, Tiny comm.
The BNET Report says:	[BNET UK] How Do You Quell a Mutiny?	Hang the ringleaders and shoot the rest.
Stanley Robbins says:	Sandman, shhh! Keep this quiet.	Oh, no - You've been out shaving cacti again? Shame on you!
Ken McCarthy says:	In case you missed it...	Oops - there it went again. Maybe next time.
ListJoe.com says:	A STRANGE WAY TO ATTRACT MONEY	Glue?
Earl Netwal says:	They told me not to do this, Sandman	But you just went ahead and did it anyway, didn't you?
Azman Hadi Saedon says:	Re: I am going to get NASTY with Henry, Sandman!	Cool! Can we watch?
Glen Hopkins says:	The Tax Man Is Coming For Liz!	Liz ain't here, man.
ListJoe.com says:	This has Never been done before.	And after this, it'll never got done again
Support says:	Sandman Where to send your $947check! (2nd Request)	The usual locker at Grand Central, thanks.
Bob The Teacher says:	Manuel taught me this...	How to make the perfect Sangria? Cool.
Street Hypnosis - Cliff says:	It's all over today...	It's all over what, may I ask …
Paul Klein says:	[Shocker] Clone...Apply...Earn (just launched)	Great idea - I can work in seven branches of McDonalds at the same time! (I have the required degrees.)
Arina says:	You've been challenged!	Pistols at dawn? Tough - I don't get up till noon.
Jeff M. says:	Ain't Yo Mama's *VIDEOS*	Too right - hers are *much* dirtier
Steve G. Jones says:	Sandman, How to end substance abuse...	Become a wino instead?
Martha Richardson says:	The red...or blue pill?	No - I've ended substance abuse. More Long Island Iced Tea,. Please
Ben Hulme says:	Make Money On The Beach!	Oh, but I used to - before I got arrested
Pete Sisco / StaticContraction.com says:	Which is Your Most Productive Repetition?	Please? Pretty please? Please? Pretty please? (it usually works - eventually)
Gabor Olah says:	WARNING: This Stuff Is Dangerous In The Wrong Hands...	And *this* stuff is dangerous in anybody's hands. Or feet.
Paul Klein says:	The Red Pill (take it and live)	Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have taken the blue one.
Doberman Dan says:	Wanna meet for dinner? (I'm buying!)	I'll be there! But … where?
SeanTan says:	Nothing to buy today. Ok?	OK. Catch you tomorrow, then.
Mike Litman says:	Sandman, Do you know someone who is overweight?	Many, many people. They have to buy two seats on domestic flights. But the seats are never next to each other. Says it all, really.
PharmacyInc says:	nice love price!!!	Free? Finest kind!
Paul Klein says:	Are You OK Sandman?	I've felt better, thanks. It was that blue pill that did it.
Ian del Carmen says:	The red... or the blue pill?	The red! The red! Don't go near the blue one!
Bruce Earl Andrews says:	Fancy $50 for nothing, Sandman?	Oh, work … work … work, eh?
ListJoe.com says:	A healthy body – a dream come true?	Depends on whose body.
Matt Bacak says:	your copy sucks...	And yours is pretty shitty, too.
Matt Trainer says:	Bet ya didn't know this about me...	Nope - you're absolutely right. And I don't care, either.
ListJoe.com says:	ThE uGLy TrUth AbOuT MaRkeTing - LisT BuiLdinG	Featuring the ugly truth about a jammed caps lock key
List Bandit says:	[LB] TAKE A DEEP DEEP BREATH MY FRIEND...	Why? Was that you? Oh, good grief - light a match or open a window, somebody.
Save My Marriage Today! says:	Sandman, Going the Distance in a Long-Distance Relationship	Would that be going all the way - there *and* back?
Stephanie Frank says:	It was painful to watch...	But only because you were laughing so hard. How insensitive can a person get?
Kathe Lucas says:	The Rumors ARE True...	Yup. And sometimes even I tread on the end by mistake.
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