Orgasms, octopi and a lost vibrator

Kevin Wilke says:	thank you and cool stuff	And the Sandman replies: Flowers? Chocolates? Oh, you shouldn't have!
Rob Toth says:	the email, the mistake and the grammar lesson (where's YOUR focus)...	And the Sandman replies: On the octopus at present - it's trying to eat those chocolates.
Matt Bacak says:	get this	And the Sandman replies: I got it. But Home Biz Helper just ate it.
Paul Klein says:	Don't Waste Time Sandman	Get your octopus to do all the menial work round the house? I'll go for that.
Baeth Davis says:	Sandman, did you take her for granted?	No, I took her in another way. I'd say more, but this is a family blog.
ListJoe.com says:	Hi Sandman. I Can Save You Precious Time.	And so can Home Biz Helper.
Jeremy Gislason - SavingYourTime.com says:	I'm afraid it's bad news Sandman...	Home Biz Helper doesn't do windows?
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says:	Sandman, Here's how to get things done...	Shout at that damn octopus until it gets its act together. Simple.
The BNET Report says:	[BNET UK] What Business are You Really in?	I told you - training octopi. Well, one, anyway.
=== Gary Vurnum === says:	Stop doing what isn't working...	OK. Maybe Home Biz Helper'd be more useful in the kitchen anyway.
Graham Hamer says:	Sandman ... it's quite exceptional	What? An octopus in the kitchen? No - some people actually cook them.
MARIA JOHNSON says:	GOD IS THE ULTIMATE GIVER!	If I ask nicely, could Home Biz Helper get longer tentacles? Please?
Street Hypnosis - Cliff says:	You've got a second chance...	What - to cook Home Biz Helper? I don't think so. He's like one of the family now.
Matt Clarkson says:	2012 Apocalypse: Fact Or Fiction?	I'll tell you in 2013.
Traffic Admin says:	I want to beat you at Blackjack	Ah, but first you have to get past Home Biz Helper.
**Tellman & Brian** says:	I never thought they would do it...	… but they've managed to teach octopi to play a mean game of blackjack.
Steve D'Agostino says:	Whoever thought awesomeness could smell so funny?	But all octopi smell that way.
Patric Chan says:	after 24 hours	Yes - especially after 24 hours.
Doppelit! says:	Babushka Happy?	Babushka *very* happy. Likewise all my other Perfect Russian Wives.
Ken Reno says:	[Commissions Automator] Have you heard the buzz?	Indeed I have. Sometimes it's the only way to find a missing vibrator.
Todd says:	The most BONKERS free gift ever?	Well I think Home Biz Helper came pretty close.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman Sometimes the light bulb just goes on	Maybe you should call in an electrician.
Patric Chan says:	What is your true problem, you know?	Home Biz Helper doesn't do a thing I ask him.
Valerie Dawson says:	What do you need to be happy?	An obedient octopus.
MINES. says:	Honourably For Your PrivateSelf...	And for my Perfect Russian Wives. Curse these dishonourable octopi.
Paul Klein says:	The best thing since sliced bread	An octopus in a blender? Sometimes I get tempted. Very tempted.
Paul Forcey says:	You Only Know What You Know	Yeah - I'm a bit limited when it comes to octopus training techniques.
Jeff M. says:	Boy... they sure do grow up fast! (VIDEO)	Not this one - its tentacles are still quite short.
Lance Tamashiro says:	I am confused	No, it's simple. I've never trained an octopus before and I'm not sure I'm doing it right. That's all.
**Everything Is Energy** says:	{Energy Ezine} Who Stole My Orgasm?	Dunno. Who needs to be scraped down from the ceiling?
Alvin & Joel - Authority Blueprint X says:	Did You Get It Sandman ?	I don't think so. Most of my orgasms are usually mine.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, Are You Lost?	No - just a little confused. How can someone steal an orgasm?
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