The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Hunting budgies

 
Ron says: The sexiest man on the web? And the Sandman replies: Who? Me? Why, thank you!
Eben Pagan says: Eben teaches "How To Use Your Brain" And the Sandman replies: I've got a paperweight already, thanks.
Cliff - Street Hypnosis says: Please check your postal mailbox... And the Sandman replies: Yup. It's still here. Now what?
Viral Link Tracker says: Here’s a Rare Chance for You to Have it All "Done For You" Rare? A lot depends on how nicely I ask, usually.
** Tellman ** says: it's a party! (call in now) Whoo-hoo! Lemme just fill up a couple of buckets of Long Island Iced Tea and I'll be right with you!
Mark J. Ryan says: Are you ready to receive all that you want? A nice dirty lady in a hotel? Sure - I'm up for that.
Oksana says: I'll still love you, come to me, I'm in a hotel! Excellent!
Free Viagra & Cialis says: Your erotic nights are here to stay Well they would be ... if you'd care to let me know *which* hotel!
Tanya says: You want me? Come to me. Are you in the same hotel? See you soon!
ListJoe.com says: YOU STRUGGLING? Yeah - there's so many hotels round here to choose from.
Claudia - Vision Defense says: Her doctor told her she was going blind, Sandman Ah, that's why she couldn't read the hotel sign.
Wayne Crouch says: Turning a* sma*ll knob into ,a huge wand! If Harry Potter can do it …
ADEEL Chowdhry says: YIKES! She told me my loophole was showing... Only to people behind you.
Joe Vitale says: The Secret to Receiving More Well, you know when somebody says "Say when"? … Just don't say it. Simple.
Money Tree says: We've opened a can of worms Excellent - we eat today!
John Delavera says: How to get Pregnant Fast - PLR package For me? Nah - I've made medical history already!
ListJoe.com says: Wobbling around? As always. We love our Long Island Iced Tea.
GetFree Viagra says: Age is no longer a barrier for me in bed That's as may be. But what about down on the beach?
Bill McRea says: your ___ is SO ugly (YUK!@) Oh, you're just *so* jealous, that's all.
Karim Hajee says: Sandman, He Caught Me Off Guard... Flaccid at the critical moment? Dearie me.
Free Viagra&Cialis says: I hate being flaccid at the critical moment You're not the only one, amigo.
Margaret M Lynch says: You asked for MORE tapping... Hm. Well it wasn't quite tapping I was after, but I'll give it a try. How do we start?
Darryl Numbers says: _Tired of been piss+ed off i'n bed by y*our .gf that you ,cannot_satisfy_he,r+ for that promotion' will* help you Absolutely. Please … what?
Mind Power News says: Positive Brainwashing Fabulous - mine's been just a little too grey for my liking for *years*. Will it get the wrinkles out too?
Harris Fellman says: Grab a can of BLOOPIO! No, I'll stick with my Iced Tea, thanks.
Steph (Riquochet} says: LAST CHANCE - I bought you some more time... Excellent. Weeks? Months? Years? (Dont tell that fortune teller, OK?)
Craig Garber says: makes your products literally FLY off the shelves Not surprising if you're selling budgies.
Lance Tamashiro says: what happened? You don't want to know. But it's got a lot to do with a flock of budgies. Indoors. And slippery floors. Need I say more?
Howie Schwartz - Traffic says: introducing my secret weapon The budgie-killer? At long last!
ListJoe.com says: Hunting Supplies and Info Great - a high calibre budgie rifle. And how to use it.
**Eric Louviere** says: RE: If another person asks me this question, I'm going to... OK - so what's the question already? Oops.
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