The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, July 31, 2009

How to fly a light aircraft

* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says: ... Your $1,997 course - Paid for. And the Sandman replies: Cool! It's taught me how to fly a light aircraft! Thanks!
Affiliate X Factor - The Truth says: Sandman, my life is changing as I write this And the Sandman replies: Isn't everybody's - all the time?
Crystal Bartlett - One-Minute Cure says: How to be Immune to the Swine Flu Onslaught in September - A Special Report And the Sandman replies: First off, stay at home. Get your groceries delivered. Or at least left on your doorstep - you can't be too careful these days. Or in September.
Hanna Jameson says: life is unfair (agree or disagree?) Agree. Next!
Irina says: Russian dating site Da. Bring'em onski.
Jamie Jensen says: Your tiny dimensions make you feel an incomplete man? It's not my fault I'm only 2' 1" high. But I make up for it in lots of other ways.
JD Fuentes says: Magnetic Grid DVD + 'Techniques of Pleasure Gurus' BONUS! Ah, techniques of pleasure. Love'em!
ListJoe.com says: [admin] URGENT Sandman - $1997 course FREE - limited offer Got one. I can fly a light aircraft now. Isn't that great?
ListJoe.com says: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR MOBILE PHONE USERS It's cheaper by landline?
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Lourdes Elardo-Gant says: 99% of Job Seekers NEED to do this, Sandman Find a job? Riiight.
Mind Movies Team says: The toughest thing you'll do... Get out of bed tomorrow afternoon. Curse all these perfect Russian wives!
Money Tree says: Change your life in one hour! I did. It took 15 minutes. Call me Charlotte, now. And pass me those painkillers.
NetPicks Trading says: there's nothing crude about oil... That's what you think. It needs to be processed before it becomes useful. And before it's processed, it's referred to as "crude". Now please get out of my inbox.
RichardBand@Investorplace.com says: I Was Wrong And You Will Be Too OK. So I won't do what you did. Am I right now?
Shawn & Tellman says: $1,977.00 for nothin' No, it was for a light aircraft piloting course.
Stan Craigie says: Sandman, Ever been spoilt for choice? Yes - ask any of my perfect Russian wives. Most of them are down the beach right now.
Successful Self Employment says: [SSE] If Money Were A Person It would be green and wear the face of a dead president.
The new formula-now is more effective says: Re:Absolutely harmonious intimate life Oh, yes. Play it.
The new formula-now is more effective says: Re:Absolutely harmonious intimate life Oh, yes, yes. Play it - play it!
The new formula-now is more effective says: Re:Absolutely harmonious intimate life Oh, yes, yes, yes. Play that harp, boy - play it, play it!
The new formula-now is more effective says: Re:Absolutely harmonious intimate life Oh - harmonious?
The new formula-now is more effective says: Re:Absolutely harmonious intimate life I'm so sorry …
The new formula-now is more effective says: Re:Absolutely harmonious intimate life … I thought you said harmonica.
Todd says: LAST FEW=> $1997.00 eCourse is PAID FOR I know. I'm licensed to fly small airplanes now. Solo.
Todd says: Your $1997.00 eCourse is PAID FOR Sandman.. Excellent. Thanks again! Look - I can loop the loop!
Todd says: [OPEN NOW] Just 4 Hours Remain - $60 *Instant* Discount Oh, poo. It's a $1937.00 eCourse, then. That means I haven't learnt the final lesson: how to land this thing. Help!
Tupelo and Janey says: Two FREE Inspiring Books Is one of them "How to land Light Aircraft"? Where do I download it - quick!
Tupelo and Janey says: F.R.E.E for YOU - it cost me $2,000.00! Oh, great - the final instalment of "Your Light Aircraft Flying Course". Excellent - I know how to land, now! Thank you!
Your Self-Image Within says: Your Self Image is Aloneness Yup - you're never more alone than on your first solo flight.
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