The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Does *your* accountant want a threesome?

 
Steve G. Jones says: Use the Power of Hypnosis to Make New Friendships And the Sandman replies: You will be my friend. You will be my friend. You will be my friend. You will be my friend. You will be my friend. Is it working yet?
Nightingale-Conant says: Eliminate Neck and Back Pain in Just 7 Days! And the Sandman replies: Codeine's a lot quicker
ListJoe.com says: Earn What You're Worth! And the Sandman replies: I'd much rather earn much more than that, thanks.
 
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ListJoe.com says: Mary, How to STOP Money worries today... Guaranteed! Marry a millionaire? And don't call me Mary.
Peter Dobler says: Sandman, It's Not Every Day That You Get A 2nd Chance... But I do most evenings.
Lance Tamashiro says: I am sorry.... Me too. That was my favourite melon.
ListJoe.com says: Do you feel like you are running around in circles? Only when I'm running round in circles.
David Van Arrick says: Sandman Here's The Key To Volcanic G-Spot Orgasms Thank you. Do you think I should warm it up a bit first? Cold steel can be awful uncomfortable.
Ken Reno says: [TRAINING] The answer to your question is simply... … Maybe.
Eben Pagan says: Wake Up Productive opens TOMORROW First thing in the morning, I presume
Affiliate Training HQ says: [TRAINING] The answer to your question is simply... … Maybe. I knew that already.
Ebay Classifieds Secrets says: NEVER buy this Sandman! It's f.ree here! Last time I heard a hooker say that, I had to have treatment for *months* afterward.
ListJoe.com says: Have you seen this Sandman? Yes. I'm not impressed. Now put it away before you frighten the other people on this bus.
Dan says: What could be easier than this? (Earn from home) Having someone else do it for you?
Lena says: Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU! More? Fabulous!
Emmanuel says: Sandman, don't miss out! I won't - there's a bunch more of beautiful Russian women waiting outside.
Ken Reno says: [TRAINING] The answer to your question is simply... … Maybe. Again. How many times do I have to tell you?
Bob Kimball says: This Is Just Toooooooo Easy, Sandman I know. It's the lubricant that makes all the difference, isn't it?
Early To Rise says: Did you do it yet? Once. I didn't like it. Maybe I should leave the cactus out next time.
Jason Oickle says: Just Easy Sandman.... That's me! Easy come, easy go.
Paul Bauer says: Something's not quite right I came, I went. What's wrong with that?
Paul Klein says: How Do You Keep The Promises You Make? I make easy-to-keep promises. Simple.
Joe Vitale says: At what point is it okay to have more money? When you don't have as much as you want.
Henry Gold says: Article: AK-47 Warrior vs. Samurai Warrior I'll put my money on the weapon with the longer range.
Steve G. Jones says: A Proven System For Creating Happiness Sex. Drugs. Rock'n'roll. What else could there be?
Shelby Carr says: F-R-E-E GIFT: Do you have this Secret of Power, Sandman? Yes. Can't you tell?
Ian del Carmen says: => PLEASE Unsubscribe! OK. 'Bye.
* Justin Blake * says: ... $171,168 ?? No, $171,204.
Shaina Lira says: Want Six Million People Anxiously Sending You $6 Each? No, I'd rather they were relaxed about it.
* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says: ... $171,168 ?? No, I said $171,204.
ListJoe.com says: Please your partner and your accountant A threesome? I'm not sure my accountant'd go for that.
Dan Robey says: Eat "Healthier" at Fast Food Joints In 2010 Just eat the napkins.
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