The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

C3PO? Swiss? Really?

 
Paul Klein says: Sandman, perhaps you're too late. And the Sandman replies: Curse these cheap imported second-hand calendars! Late for what, precisely?
Karim Hajee says: Sandman, Forget Distractions... Stay Focused... And the Sandman replies: Uh … right - sorry - what was that again?
Chuck Mullaney says: They havent updated the... And the Sandman replies: You don't do that to penguins. My mom did once. It was a mistake.
ListJoe.com says: You are in a perfect position of being IN Sandman Thank you. I have friends to help me up and jiggle me around a bit.
Memberfire.com says: Star Wars' R2-D2 guy sent me an email! And you should see what C3PO sent. Dis … gusting!
Shirley Wright says: Your style may vary but your Swiss accessories will show who you really are! The 100% authentic jewelry will make any girl to be by your legs! Absolutely. Oh, and did you know that C3PO was originally Swiss?
Jack Humphrey says: Sandman, reminder, clock is ticking... Swiss movement, I presume. Now, about those legs …
Ken McCarthy says: I could have sworn... Me, I usually do when that happens.
Robert Irwin says: Fox on Sex: Yes, Friend, There Is a G-Spot (The new tonguetwister sex guide from Doctor Seuss)
Irina says: Russian dating site Fabulous! More Perfect Russian Wives!
Neale Donald Walsch says: What Makes Money Come to Us? Trucks, usually. Lots of them. Full to the brim of the stuff. Why?
* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says: ... See cash THIS WEEK. Coming this way in trucks? OK.
Creating Consciously says: Are You Caring for YOUR Future Self? No, I have to admit I've been looking more after the UNCC.
Mr Ban Ki-Moon says: UNCC REFUND PAYMENT FOR YOU Ah - that'll be my future self arranging that one, then.
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION says: FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C. And that's another future self looking after all of us.
Paul Klein says: Last Chance For Your DVD Empire… And then it strikes back. In Swiss.
Cliff - Street Hypnosis says: Hard liquor, drugs and pain... Ah, another Saturday night (and I ain't got nobody)
Ian del Carmen says: I got something for you... A somebody? Cool!
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, MUST See Bombshell Hot damn - where did *she* come from? And why did she take so long getting here?
eAuthorResources NewsLetter says: Sandman, have you got 1 hour a day?.. For Bombshell? Hell yes!
Adrian Law says: IMPORTANT You're going to spoil it between me and Bombshell, aren't you?
Branded Viagra. Fast delivery says: Sale all week, Sandman. 70% or ever bigger Ever bigger? Excellent!
Howie Schwartz - Traffic says: can we get on the phone together? Later - I have a Bombshell to defuse.
ListJoe.com says: Don't be a rotten egg by NOT joining PeopleString! OK … I'll be a rotten egg. And *then* join PeopleString! But first, I must see to my Bombshell.
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