Wanted - a vampire. Or a werewolf

ListJoe.com says:	Hey Sandman, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED AND YOURS WILL BE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!	And the Sandman replies: Ten inches? Congratulations! Mine were answered *yonks* ago. And better.
List Bandit says:	[LB] Only Happens Once A Year	And the Sandman replies: Oh. So you're married, eh?
Paul Klein says:	Is This Unthinkable??	And the Sandman replies: More than once a year? If you're married? Yes.
Dale Woodland says:	Sandman, how did this happen??	Once a year, like everybody else.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, A Navy Veteran "3rd Generation" And Disabled Former Electrical contractor Finds a Bette	Davis? Midler?
ListJoe.com says:	DOES YOUR SYSTEM WORK ?	I have to get up in the middle of the night every now and then but otherwise, yes, thanks for asking.
Friends Reunited says:	Sandman, recent activity on Friends Reunited	Frantic reuniting while nobody's looking, no doubt.
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman Here is How To Make Anyone Fall In Love With YOU!	Pour'em a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea and then …
Janet Beckers says:	Janet's recipe for a mean Internet margarita	Yeah, but she don't stir it the way I stir my Long Island Iced Tea.
Greg Frost - ChargedAudio.com says:	The Biggest Sin - Procrastination	Hang on - let me get back to you on that one.
~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says:	Do you make these mistakes?	Yes. And many, many more. Such fun!
Rick Davies says:	Step 4 - Can I show off just a little?	Please do. But just a little. OK - that's enough!
Georgette Pann says:	Today is the Day...	Why, so it is. And I do believe tonight's the night.
Joe Vitale says:	What movies can change you?	Adult ones, usually. Why?
Robert Ringer says:	After 23 publishers rejected his first book ...	… he took up a career in publishing instead?
Smiley Webb says:	Copy What I'm Doing Here... Get Results	I did. I got arrested.
Confused.com says:	Keep your temperature up but your energy bills down	Stay in bed. Invite several friends.
Money Tree says:	Discover what really wins money	Winning lotto tickets?
Steve G. Jones says:	Meet The Person of Your Dreams	I do. Every time I look in the mirror.
Marketing Help Center says:	Sandman, I can't believe it - It's still here!	You were expecting someone to chop it off or something?
Clayton Makepeace says:	What's YOUR biggest dream?	It has a lot to do with a month in zero gravity and several redheads. Why do you ask?
Jason Potash says:	Is this really a Magic Bullet?	Dunno. Find me a vampire. Or a werewolf. Then we'll find out.
Ebay Classifieds Secrets says:	Sandman, remember those videos I sent last week?	Yes - the police found them very interesting.
Shawn Casey says:	do this now if you want in	I used to know someone who'd say that a lot. But even though I'd do anything for love, I wouldn't do that.
Dan Robey says:	What Is The Best Fat Burner?	Gasoline, I think.
Justin Michie says:	Unbelievable?? You decide.	Undecidable, I believe.
Ultimate Swing Trader says:	hey, i'm waiting on you...	Aren't you just? I'll have another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea, please.
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