The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

MasseyFerguson? A star sign? Oh ... kaay.

 
Rodger Hyatt says: Are you ready for 2010 ? And the Sandman replies: No. And I'm still a little nervous about 1987.
ListJoe.com says: (¯`*•. Are You Ready To K Some A In 2010, Sandman? .•*`¯) And the Sandman replies: Kick? Kiss? Karess? Some Antelopes? Er, no.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Imagine making a good return back to you And the Sandman replies: I have a boomerang that does that already, thanks.
Armand Morin says: This Offer Ends Tonight... You Can Still Come for FREE I haven't heard a hooker say that for *years*!
Rick Davies says: I selected you to be our next success story! And you were right!
Yanik Silver says: Sandman: 23 reasons you *need* to be at the "Underground"... It's the only way to travel in London, I'm told.
Mind Power News says: How to Rewire Your Subconscious Mind to Lose Weight It's not very heavy as it is, but thanks anyway.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman Do You want $25 Commimng To Your Pay-Pal daily Looks like it could be fun to watch …
Patric Chan says: Are you lying to yourself? No. I mean, yes. No. Yes. Er … maybe. But then again …
ListJoe.com says: (FIRSTNAME) You Don't Have To Go It Alone! Yeah, it's more fun when somebody else is playing too.
Patric Chan says: Re: hope you're not lying to yourself Yes. I mean, no. Yes. No. Er …
Paul Klein says: Sandman, Do You Want More In 2010? Sure do - but I'm not sure this old body can stand it.
David DeAngelo says: How To "Impress" Her On A Date Whip it out and curl it round the soup plate? Oh … kay.
admin Natali says: Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU! Bring'em on!
Tim Shank says: How are those Articles Doing? They're feeling better, thanks. Amazing what a difference looser underwear can make.
Charles Ryder says: ... He was *dared* to do this. So I see. Should I fetch a bucket?
Paul Hooper says: A Simple, But Incredibly Powerful Sales Technique [F.ree Video] Violence? Oh … kay.
ListJoe.com says: Piles of Cash and Diamonds, Brand New Red Ferrari, 49Million Dollar Mansions..... Thanks - I've got them all already.
Mr. romio smith says: For claims send info :full name,address,age,country,tell?? Tell what? Oh, full name, address, age and country. Of course.
Heather Picken - www.bodyofloveforwomen.com says: Sandman, This is priceless... but FREE Well, I suppose that means there's no price …
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER. says: ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION. Riiight. Next!
ListJoe.com says: Best TVI Feeder Just Opened Internationally Yeah, they always say Best Feeding is bretter for the braby.
Steve G. Jones says: Have you achieved ALL of your goals? Yes. Several times.
Paul Klein says: Is This Yours Sandman? No - the tattoo's different. And it's not as purple at the end
Compensation and Finance Head office. says: Compensation and Finance Head office. Oh … kay. Next!
Steve G. Jones says: Sandman, About your astrological sign... MasseyFerguson? The sign of the Tractor? What about it?
Tom theToolman says: How-to Eliminate your Competition altogether Sandman... {Raw-PLR} Nuke the bastards? Cool!
Tupelo and Janey says: Gratitude for Home and Family You obviously haven't met my family.
Mike Masters (IMT) says: Did you get a minute? A minute what? I know it's cold out there, but still …
Amelia says: Thanks Sandman Any time, Amelia, any time.
Steve D'Agostino says: Sandman, It's Happening Now (urgent) Should I fetch a nurse?
Paul Klein says: Do You Fully Utilize Your PLR? Well, I've never heard it called *that* before, but … yes.
Save My Marriage Today! says: Sandman, What to do when your spouse falls out of love I think I'd eliminate the competition altogether. If I only knew how.
3 M@rketeers Club says: How-to Eliminate your Competition altogether Sandman... {Raw-PLR} Thanks - I needed to know that.
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