The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Hemorrhoid treatment

 
Paul Klein says: Will you sleep well Friday March 5th? And the Sandman replies: Only if you stop bugging me …
~ Ray Edwards ~ says: stop procrastination instantly And the Sandman replies: What? OK, leave it with me and I'll get around to it
Chuck Mullaney says: RE: [Very Exclusive Sandman!] Need To Borrow My... And the Sandman replies: Kind of you to offer, but we're all happy with mine right now.
The Jackal says: ...this is THE END Sandman... And look ! Here's the other end!
Ben Shaffer says: [Webinar] We are starting in 1 hour I'd better get a hold of you then and we can do it together.
Roy Fielding says: Sandman, Get a Hold Of Me And We'll Do it Together... OK - calm down … we've still got an hour to go.
Bonnie Hazlett says: What if they've been lying to you? Whaddya mean "What *if*?" They've been lying to us all since before they were elected!
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Hemorrhoids Gone in 48 Hours? And back in 96? Nice try.
**Getting Started Online Fast** says: Last chance to get in... (very time sensitive) Sensitive indeed - one false move and you'll scream loud enough to wake the neighbors.
David Van Arrick says: Sandman FREE SEX ADVICE ...Expires 03/06/2010 Advice? With hemorrhoids like those, best to take things easy for a while.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says: Finger Healing For Health Wealth and Happiness Sounds good. Got anything for 'rhoids?
Paul Klein says: Is it for newbies? What? Dealing with 'rhoids with a wire brush? I don't think so.
Neil Asher says: How About Something a Bit Different On Friday ? A softer wire brush? How kind. You have a nice weekend, too, OK.
Buck Rizvi says: i cried while watching this I tell ya, you'd have cried more if it'd been happening to you. Curse these wire brushes.
Sally at Friends Reunited says: Sandman, discover who you really are... Are you hard enough for … the wire brush?
Bruno Auger says: Sandman, Finding your strengths Gritting teeth and suffering the wire brush? Not for much longer.
Paul Klein says: Your blog has only 16 hours left... Oh, no - the 'rhoid police on my case!
Bruno Auger says: Free How ti Vidoe's for you Sandman If you can't spell, you can't teach me how to wield that wire brush.
The Jackal says: Your password Sandman... "Ouch", probably.
JV Mind Movies says: (JV) Thank you :) The BIG ASS Winners are... In a great deal of pain. The bigger the ass, the bigger the brush.
Chikara-Reiki-Do says: Hi Friend, Your Reiki Dreams Are About To Come True... That'll make a change from my 'rhoid nightmares.
Underground Health Reporter says: Death Threats Against Doctor Who's Found a Cure for Obesity And a bonus for the great Doctor Brush.
PLR Unleashed says: Is this the breakthrough you've been waiting for, Sandman A softer 'rhoid brush? Oh, please - make it happen!
Shawn Casey says: Sandman, action highly recommended Rubbing gently, but not pressing too hard? Common sense, that one.
Hans Rostek says: It's Time to Slap the Guru! Why? Was the wire brush his idea?
Lance Tamashiro says: your going about it all wrong... You mean the brush shouldn't have wire bristles? Why didn't you say so earlier?
Alan Magliocca says: Burger or Blogger? (YOU DECIDE) Burger. With bacon, cheese and a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea. Take a seat? No thanks, I'll stand.
David DeAngelo says: 5 Secrets To Increasing Her Interest In You A bucket of Long Island Iced Tea helps, too.
Ed Charkow says: One more time - then it's over! That's the best news I've heard all day. But do we really have to do it again?
TechSmith says: Missing something? Rhoids, I believe. That wire brush was a bit drastic (and hurt like hell) … but it seems to have done the job.
Keith Wellman says: If only I could remember what that was... Traumas tend to do that to your memory. Here's a clue: Handle … bristles … wire bri - got it. Well done. Now stop crying.
Michael Senoff says: Red angry face . . . You should see the other end.
John Carlton says: Who's watching your back? Everybody interested in watching those 'rhoids disappear, probably.
Dan Robey says: You Simply Have To Move.... Yeah … sitting still's just too, too painful
Keith Wellman says: I don't think you were paying attention... I'm sorry. Pain can be distracting, you know.
David Vallieres says: can you fix my laptop? No, but if it needs a brushdown, I can help.
Cliff - street Hypnosis says: what has hypnosis done for you lately? Not a lot. Would it have shrunk those 'rhoids?
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