The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

The magic word

 
Dean Holland says: Broken in THREE... ( Is this better? ) And the Sandman replies: No - it hurts even more.
StomperNet says: Oops...I tried to reach your Mobile but... And the Sandman replies: I keep it very deep in my pants pocket, but thanks for trying so hard.
ListJoe.com says: Important smoking facts, Sandman And the Sandman replies: Makes your fat burn at lunchtime?
Mike Geary says: my fat burning lunch & crazy workout circuits: Yup - thought so.
Ben Shaffer says: Do you use your knowledge? Amongst other things, yes.
Matt Bacak says: ... this is THE END Kay. Bye.
Paul Klein says: Spots are filling up fast... You should be squeezing them faster, then.
Earl Netwal says: Sandman, I Helped Him do It! That's kind of you. Where were you holding him. Or what by?
Forward To A Better Day says: Fwd: Bed Free? Nah - there's always a Perfect Russian Wife in there somewhere.
Love Tips of the Week says: Michael Webb's Famous Lovemaking Tips of the Week < Best Color for Best.... > 3 March 2010 Russian Red, of course.
Neil Asher says: Take This Test Sandman Well, hand us the sample cup, then.
Gary Ambrose says: what's the magic word? (it's not please, or thank you) Sexy?
Justin Michie says: this is not sexy Oh. So what *is* the magic word, then?
The BNET Report says: [BNET UK] The Last Person You'll Ask for Help Will be the one who actually helps you. Maybe.
Reiko Vertie says: Vicodin ES, Codeine, Phentermin37,5, Hydrocodone, Ambiem, Xanas, Valiun, VERY HOT DEMANDING! VISA+MASTER ACCEPTED tzupwj ox8e What a mixture!
** Tellman ** says: dangerous You can say that again.
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