The depths to which marketers sink

Gary Ambrose says:	last chance for the "vip setup" ... (done for you)	And the Sandman replies: I think my vip's pretty well set up already, thanks.
Steve G. Jones, M.Ed. says:	Jump on this Sandman, before it's too late	It's been a long time since I've had an invitation like that.
Michael Senoff says:	Lucky You . . .	I know - that's what I get for jumping on it before it's too late.
David Zohar says:	Sandman, How do you use Twitter as a marketing tool?	I hit people over the head with a canary until they buy, Why?
Heather Picken - www.bodyofloveforwomen.com says:	Sandman, How your hair can attract money...	Don't tell me - static electricity?
Dan Thompson says:	Why Am I Bombarding You?	You hate me? You have munitions to spare? Dunno - you tell me.
Thomas Herold says:	Sandman - How Much Control in Life Do You Really Have?	All of it.
Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com says:	It's complicated	What? Hitting people over the head with canaries? Er, no it's not.
** Tellman ** says:	Jesus vs. Obama	Should be a good bout, then.
Dave Nicholson says:	Hit 'Reply' and Tell Me What YOU Want!	I don't think even your mailbox has room for a list that long.
Ron says:	I have another gift for you...	Could this be possible?
Mark Vurnum says:	Could this be possible?	Yes - Ron really does have another gift for me!
* Justin Blake - ManifestationMeditation.com * says:	... Faster Sandman!	OK, and I promise I won't stop this time - honest!
Jason Gazaway says:	Sandman, I'm ABSOLUTELY *shocked* at you!	You shouldn't be - we've done this kind of thing a couple of times before.
David DeAngelo says:	How To Transform Yourself With Women In 2010	What? Thai brides instead of my Perfect Russian Wives? No way, Jose!
Support says:	RE: You Seriously haven't Picked this up Yet???	No. Leaving things on the shower room floor was a habit I got out of at Leavenworth.
Roy Everitt says:	I Have Something Very Special For You	That's as may be - I'm still not bending over for anybody
Tupelo and Janey says:	Better Sleep Solutions	I find curling up with a few perfect Russian wives suits me just fine, thanks.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	How You Can Win The Lottery	Buy every single ticket?
Jeremy Gislason - ElistSecrets.com says:	Here's a Simple Solution to Grow Your Business...	Manure? It seems to work for the banking industry
Robert & Susan Irwin says:	How About The Whole Library?	No - I'll just take the adult section thanks. Oh, have you got anything in Russian?
Website Flipping Basics says:	New Website Listed On Flippa	Oh, great, they're tattooing dolphins now. How low can marketers get?
ListJoe.com says:	Could It Possibly Get Any Better Than This??	Painting whales, perhaps?
Save My Marriage Today! says:	Sandman, Cheating: Don't get even, get...	… laid elsewhere.
Matt Bacak says:	TV internet Guru Jeff Paul finally exposed...	… and arrested? Always happens to me when I do it.
Charles Ryder says:	Check this out Sandman	Oh, it's nice but I've seen better. Now put it away before a seagull goes for it.
Ian del Carmen says:	Fwd: LIMITED to 500 students	That's about as many as I used to get through each semester.
(David Cameron Gikandi) RevolutionScape says:	See these attached 4 slides...	Oh - they're disgusting! Can I keep them?
Elizabeth Etters says:	PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE	Next!
Fred Lotgering says:	Sandman, are you organized? Can you find all of your downloads?	They're here on this computer … somewhere. I think.
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