The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Bright smiles and luminous teeth

Bruce Earl Andrews says: He's getting squeamish And the Sandman replies: Can't blame him. Sometimes picking up an octopus can be a little gross.
Trafficology.com says: flipping out? And the Sandman replies: No - Ludmilla's still on hook duty.
ListJoe.com says: This Works! And the Sandman replies: A net? Yup - easier than a hook, any day.
Sharlene Raven says: Still Struggling? ~ Let Us Help... Kind of you … but we've got a net now, so things are much easier.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, TOO EASY!!! Possibly. But then again, you should try using it when Home Biz Helper's thrashing around like she was just now.
Matt Bacak says: You Up? No. After all this excitement, I'm going to go have a little nap now.
Mike's Alerts says: Sandman, Get A Brighter Smile, Fast and Easy Brush your teeth with luminous paint, yeah?
Secret Affiliate Code says: One word..."crazy" Oh. Okay. Just regular paint, then.
Jason James says: This is a BIG FAT Lie! You've just seen the news on TV, haven't you?
EmailReadingJobs says: Your friend EmailReadingJobs has recommended this great product from Chanel Handbags, Chanel Wallets, Replica Chanel Bags, Designer Chanel Handbags - Shopping-Chanel.com Oh yes? And how *is* my friend EmailReadingJobs?
Mrs. Grace George says: Remain blessed. Thank you. Who am I to break the habit of a lifetime?
Early To Rise says: It's back and better than ever Now that *is* a big fat lie!
Andrew Murray says: What's Going On With The Economy (Part 2 of 4) Dunno - you tell me.
Doberman Dan says: How NOT to use a swipe file Swatting flies? Origami? Dental floss?
Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com says: Who dat? Dis Sandman. Who dat?
Evolution Ezine says: Seen the latest? A Little Fairy Magic, A Free Ebook on Being "Remarkable", Childlike Make Believe, and.... Sounds like a cure for adulthood. Count me in!
** Tellman ** says: freedom in a bottle Sorry - no bottles round here. Buckets, though. Lots of buckets. Amateur.
Jeff M. says: Facebook's 800 lb. Gorilla (It's MASSIVE) Uh-oh. Here it comes.
Paul Klein says: Hey Sandman, is everything OK? No - there's an 800-pound gorilla heading my way.
Bob The Teacher says: I'm sorry Sandman You sent that gorilla?
Neale Donald Walsch says: Rousing the Sleeping Giant of American Womanhood Will they protect me? I see most of my Perfect Russian wives seem to have taken the afternoon off.
Approved VIAGRAƂ® Store says: Deal of the Day You call off your gorilla and … and … what's, uh, the deal, then?
Todd [Spontent] says: What's your Backup plan? Gorilla approaches. Sandman runs.
Ron says: An Apology - This was beyond my control. Quite understandable. Training gorillas isn't as easy as it seems, is it?
Jim Katsoulis says: simple ways to increase your self confidence Up to a point. I have no plans to try and face down a gorilla like that.
Daniel Levis says: Power Tools of Persuasion ... Oh, please Mr Gorilla … ? I don't think so.
Michael Senoff says: Choose the leather . . . OK - pass the whip, then.
Henk and Nicholas says: What did you decide to do, Sandman? (just wondering...) Threaten that gorilla with the whip and then run like fuck. Why?
Steve Harrison says: Want to be on national TV, Sandman? Not in my present condition, no.
James Sorelly says: Sandman, So many are seeing success you need to see this! Oh - so that's how you tame a gorilla!
Don Minor says: Sandman, You pick Indeed I do. But only when nobody's looking.
Bob Novak says: *WARNING!* .. They want to SHUT DOWN this site! Gorillatrainingforidiots.com? No! Surely not!
The Messenger Network says: Who are you really? Sandman. Failed gorilla trainer. Where the hell is that animal, anyway?
Keith Wellman says: Mr. Spock, You Have the Helm... It can be cured. Have you seen a gorilla anywhere around here? Big? 800 pounds?
Natalie Mind Movies Team says: Ohhh...That's why! It's hiding in the broccoli patch! Of course!
Armand Morin says: Meet Me in Los Angeles Can I bring a gorilla?
Corey Lewis says: I NEED YOUR ADVICE (please :-) What to do with an 800lb gorilla? I'm sorry - I have no idea.
Gary Ambrose says: You've Been Cancelled I thought that's what the gorilla was going to do to me.
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