Wordpress? Moi? No - this is a Blogger blog.

Admin says:	Fw: only 43 left	And the Sandman replies: And then they're officially extinct. Oh, well. Load that rifle up again and pass it over, would you?
Anton Romero says:	Apply for your diploma.	And the Sandman replies: Can't. Can't write. I'll have to be a banker when I grow up instead.
Ëåâ Àëåêñååâè÷ says:	Ïðîèçâîäñòâî êîðïîðàòèâíîãî âåá-ñàéòà	And the Sandman replies: Fine, but I'll need 50% upfront.
Efren Figueroa says:	We sell affordable health products for people from any class.	So I have the same supplier as those peasants? Forget it!
Get Thinner says:	Feel a gripping Urgency to Lose Weight?	Only when I see your emails. (Bathroom break tweet imminent.)
Hey - that's *our* email address!	You've received a greeting ecard	From me? This is almost as good as hiding my own Easter eggs …
Hey - that's *our* email address!	You've received a greeting ecard	… and spending all day looking for them. Alzheimers rocks!
Hildebrant Cecelia says:	Error 501: mail protocol error	Yeah - you shouldn't have sent *that* to the Ambassador.
Krystal Kaiser says:	Be more elegant than most people around you.	I is already.
ListJoe.com says:	LOOK: That Chicken has No Head – It’s a Chicken with his Head Cut Off!	That's pretty obvious. Is one of its legs the same, by any chance?
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, ****Is Your "Plan B" Working? ****	Dunno - Plan A's going absolutely fine. If it ain't busted, don't fix it.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, have you got the guts to get educated?	No. I get my degrees and diplomas online. Want fries with that?
ListJoe.com says:	.. Sandman, What if your ARTICLES could TALK?	Then you'd have to cover your childrens' ears.
ListJoe.com says:	Earn extra cash @ home!	Spend it @ the mall!
ListJoe.com says:	YOU .....A Wordpress Guru? OH YEAH Sandman!	If you look carefully, you'll see this is on Blogger. Never mind, eh?
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