The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Cufflinks and knife murderers

 
Paul Klein says: This truth might sting (CAREFUL) And the Sandman replies: I'd better pick it up by the other end, then.
Harris Fellman says: Debauchery. (you awake?) And the Sandman replies: For debauchery? Always!
Paul Klein says: Well Said! And the Sandman replies: I thought so, too.
How 2 Of Wealth says: Eleven Years In The Making Unveils Tomor-- Ohmygod - someone's killed him! Now we'll never know. But look - there's a knife sticking out of his back ... and a message tied round the handle. What's it say, officer?
Mr. John Paul says: My Dear Friend My Dear Friend?! Whoever it is just killed the guy! Some friend!
Mr. John Paul says: My Dear Friend, Oh, great. Another knife thrown in through the window. You OK, officer? Officer? Oh, great. The knife murderer's struck again.
Paul Klein says: Ready To Go Hunting Sandman? Too right - there's a knife-throwing madman out there, and I aim to bring him down.
Keith Wellman says: So easy your mom could do this (lol) She did. It was horrible to watch. And that poor penguin hasn't been the same since.
Adrian Law says: Don't open until you can respond I don't have time to respond - I've got a murderer to catch.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says: $50000 Lottery Winner Reveals Her Secret Don't tell me. Let me guess. She bought a ticket?
Loretta Swift says: We offer you replica Hermes cufflinks for the esthetes. They'll go well with my extensive t-shirt collection, then.
Early To Rise says: When it's all said and done, my success boils down to this one thing... Throwing knives through open windows? After him!
Law of Attraction Key says: Sandman Can you really change in your sleep? No - normally I just put my clothes back on and take a taxi home.
Marketing Help Center says: Sandman, Some links for you to check out... Replica Hermes? No time - there's a homicidal maniac out there.
AX Gold Software says: Sandman, Did you miss these?... Oh, yes. Ever since they went back into their bra.
Paul Klein says: The fastest and easiest way to 6-figures? Start with five figures … and add another one?
- Andy Duncan - says: the ONLY 3 things you need... Perfect Russian Wives, an endless supply of Long Island Iced Tea and …er …
Queenie Shirlee says: mR0LEXrep1icaWatches - Copy From A GenuineWatch As Sample.Buy Now! Check Out Our LowPrices qrzach 9e Great - it'll go with my cufflinks.
Jahn A says: Sandman, this oughta be an excellent example... It is. But not an example of what you want it to be an example of. Now put it away.
Bill McRea says: your ___ is SO ugly (YUK!@) Ah, you're just jealous!
Kevin & Matt says: I NEVER EVER thought I would see this .... Look Ma! The first knife-throwing murderer I've ever caught in my life!
Bruce Earl Andrews says: Sandman - THANK YOU Just doing my civic duty, sir.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, This is what I Will Do For You That's kind of you, but the only reward I want is to know people are safe from knife-throwing madmen like that.
Noble Samurai says: How To Outrun Lions: The Samurai Secret of SEO Strategy Stay in the Jeep?
Ron says: SORRY! I sent the wrong link. No worries. It looked like Hermes until I took a closer look.
Scott King says: Bang Longer and Harder with Trial Sample For seven minutes and 32 seconds?
David lockley says: The Next 7 Minutes and 32 Seconds... Ah … you got one of those samples too, then.
Dean Holland says: Can I tell you something please? ( personal ) Feel free. The more personal the better.
Affiliate Classroom says: Re: HOW does the phone coaching work? Simple - you teach me how to use that phone. But I know which buttons to push, so I'll pass, thanks.
Reva Burnett says: Huge -holiday d,iscounts f_or PE_enl*argement and +ED_treatment! No point in having a small one on holiday, is there?
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