The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Flight from LA to Sydney - one inch at a time

~ LWL Worldwide ~ says: ( LWL ) -- If Today Was Your Last Day And the Sandman replies: It'd mean They'd found me. But They're never going to take me alive.
=== Gary Vurnum === says: Is this how to guarantee a 'job for life' in a recession? And the Sandman replies: Only if you're pushing a button-making button in a button-making factory.
Aviram-k@013.net says: Sandman, The toughest thing you'll do... And the Sandman replies: Get up tomorrow afternoon? If They found me today? Yup, that'd be it.
Daniel Gonzalez says: Sandman what did you do the last time you missed something important? I got on with my life. Why?
Disc Mojo-Paul Ponna says: this is so good - it should be illegal! You mean it's not? Then why are all those police cars parked outside my beach hut?
Gertrude Sparger says: You delete - you die You resend, you get disembowelled. Now go away.
Hey - that's *our* email address! Be the slit-attacker! Riiight …
Hey - that's *our* email address! Become her night entertainer Riiight …
John Melanson says: Know Your Product! Oh, I do. I polish it morning, noon and night.
Kathe and Denise says: NEW Web Tool Has Tongues Wagging... It's the ACME Web-Based Tongue-Wagger! Excellent!
Kathe and The Gang says: Sandman, NEWEST Web Tool Has Tongues (and Tails) Wagging... It's the ACME Web-Based Tongue-And-Tail-Wagger! More excellent!
kristen@lawofattractionkey.com says: Sandman Let me help you use this tool now... OK - I've hooked this end up to my tongue. Now, you hook that end up to my tail …
Lawrence Bernstein says: Sandman, Stop Hounding Me... Oh, very funny …
ListJoe.com says: Is Your Nest Egg - CRACKED? No - it's hatching.
ListJoe.com says: No Matrixes to fill - No Powerlines! It's all YOU, Baby! That's right - it's all ME! What more could anyone want?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman I Hope This Helps! Oh, it does. A little too much wallpaper paste on the pastrami for my liking, but definitely very helpful. Thank you.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Have You Heard This Yet? Yes. Go away.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, It can be that easy...OWN A $100 MAGNET! I've got two $50 ones out in the workshop. I'm quite happy with those, thanks.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, This is the Beginning of Something HUGE! And that purple bit waaay over there must be the end of it.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman,Why aren’t you using it? Oh, but I am.
ListJoe.com says: The story of the Fascinating. Next!
ListJoe.com says: Top Affiliate Programs Mildly interesting. Next!
ListJoe.com says: Twitter Followers Utterly boring. Next!
Michael *TOP* Gunn says: Are You Joining Us? Nah. It's been a long day and I'd rather rest my eyelids a bit.
Mind Movies Team says: Conflict is a good thing?? [must see video] Unarmed? Not so hot. Nuclear? A definite no-no. Next!
Money Tree says: Phew, we nearly missed out on this... You nearly did, didn't you? Now put this bucket behind that elephant on the far left …
Roy Fielding says: Excuse Me Sandman, But Do You Know What Brings In Billions Every Year? Flies? Yes - uncleaned elephant cage floors. Why?
SEO Admin says: We may have met in person Unlikely … oh - wait. Was that you skiing naked down that black run at Aspen a couple of years back? No, couldn't have been. That was me. Dunno. Gimme a clue.
Stephany Napier says: Get More Self Confidence by losing weight Me, I lost more weight by gaining self-confidence. And doing bizarre and probably illegal things with Acai berries.
Steve G. Jones, M.Ed. says: DID YOU GET THIS? No. Now stop shouting.
Tamra Poole says: Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination. Helpful if she's flying from LA to Sydney, one inch at a time.
Todd says: Oh My God - YOU'RE TOO LATE ?! Yeah - we've been expecting you pretty well any day now for the past 2000 years. What've you got to say for yourself?
Vasiliki Jpapukqz says: We gather at 9 today AM or PM? Washington time or Moscow time? And where, precisely?
VIAGRA ® Official Site says: Dear Sandman 58% 0FF on PFIZER ! Nah - you were offering 80% off last week. Go away.
Your Self-Image Within says: Your Self Image Needs Nourishment And my earthly body needs Acai berries.
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