The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Creating the perfect Long Island Iced Tea. Not.

ListJoe.com says: Wish Upon a Star And the Sandman replies: I did. Ms Bullock was not amused. She even pushed me off. And I was only wishing.
List Bandit says: [LB] How to stop money worries now. And the Sandman replies: Worry about what's behind the veil instead.
~ Ellen at EXTATICA ~ says: Did you peek behind the veil? And the Sandman replies: Yes. I think I'd rather be worrying about money.
Irina says: Russian dating site Yes - sign me up! Oh … I'm signed up already? OK.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Has Life Been Good To You? So far, yes. Did you know my Maserati does 185?
Vishen Lakhiani says: Don't make these mistakes, Sandman... What, like losing my licence? Yeah - now I don't drive.
* Justin Blake * says: ... I'll give you anything you want You may regret saying that after a couple of hours. Now, pass me that cactus.
Reverend Father Paul K. Solomon says: FOR THIS REASON YOU WERE CALLED (SC) Go on, then. I've always wondered why my parents named me Sandman.
Chuck Abbott says: pick up this book totally free Walk out of the shop with it, though, and you're dead meat.
Corey Lewis says: I Twisted His Arm And He Spilled The Beans About... He shouldn't have been holding the beans in that hand, then.
Lance Tamashiro says: Let me create your next 5 products OK, let's start with a simple bucket of Long Island Iced Tea.
Neale Donald Walsch says: Awaken your sense of joy and wonder I will when I've got my Iced Tea.
Enoch Mind Reality says: The Secrets of the Universe to Attain All Your Desires Cool. I'm still waiting for my bucket, though.
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says: Do You Want "Massive" Change In Your Life...Right Now? No, just an Iced Tea. What's taking this guy so long, anyways?
Justin Michie says: I'm sorry Sandman I should think so too - what the hell do you call this?
Shawn Casey says: Inspiring Stuff Really? I call it crap. Look, no way is this t Long Island Iced Tea.
Stanley Robbins says: Sandman, What Do You Think.... I think I'll pass on the other four products. Come back when you get the recipe right, not before.
Jason Dinner says: Dude!! Where the HECK have you been??? Recovering from the worst Long Island Iced Tea I've ever had.
Odinn Sorensen says: I got 669 followers in 7 days. Now it's your turn. But I don't want followers. They only need feeding and washing and I've got no time for that.
Matt Bacak says: Your NEW assistant (For SEO...) Would she feed and wash my followers if I had any?
Lena says: Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU! Who-hoo! Can any of them make Long Island Iced Tea? No matter.
David Van Arrick says: Sandman Here is How To Make Anyone Fall In Love With YOU! I know already. Just be myself … and share a bucket of properly-made Long Island Iced Tea.
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