Bacon and eggs? *So* yesterday morning ...

Shawn Casey says:	this is HUGE	And the Sandman replies: Isn't it? I thought I had maximum inchage, but, hey … I take my hat off to you, Maximum Gentleman.
Nightingale-Conant says:	Has The CIA Learned To Travel Through Time?	And the Sandman replies: Only backwards, it seems.
Paul Klein says:	Is it possible to flop your way to a full time income?	And the Sandman replies: No - a certain amount of stiffness a is a prerequisite.
Mike Geary says:	Does microwaved food hurt your blood chemistry?	Only if you smear it on straight from the microwave.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, Did you hear about what Mother Theresa said?	What - about cacti and Long Island Iced Tea? I did, but I didn't believe it.
MR ERIC PHILIPS says:	RE:PARTNERSHIP	Cactus. Long Island Iced Tea. Devastating.
Boundless Living says:	I CAN'T, because.....	Those cacti hurt. Best to go for the Iced Tea, then.
Hans Rostek says:	he's doing it again	Isn't he? He'll learn soon enough. Cacti can hurt.
Yahoo Customer Care says:	YAHOO WARNING !!! (VERIFY YOUR YAHOO ACCOUNT TO AVOID CLOSURE)	Sorry - I changed my account to Whoopee! a while back.
Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com says:	Hippity, Hoppity	Splippety, splappity. My, aren't rabbits tight?
Jason Oickle says:	Sandman, What To Do After...	A cigarette. The rest of the Iced Tea. A snooze. Easy.
Law of Attraction Key says:	Sandman, What are you attracting?	Hundreds of Perfect Russian Wives. Fabulous.
Matt Clarkson says:	What's HIS Secret?	Fourteen inches. Weenie.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	The Gurus Are Laughing About You	Yeah. But we're laughing *at* them.
Tellman says:	baboon ass for breakfast	Goes great with croissants.
Nick Ortner from The Tapping Solution says:	Have You Seen This Superstar?	Every time I look in the mirror.
Max-Gentleman says:	MaxGentleman- More than 5,000,000 Bottles sold worldwide!	All to the same person. Who can't leave the house any more. It's like a condo full of spaghetti.
Soren Jordansen says:	An Ex-Oil Rig Worker Drives A Bentley?... Really?	Yeah, really. It's not his, though.
Judith Wendell says:	Spring 2010 - What Can it Mean for You?	Summer 2010's on its way.
David DeAngelo says:	5 Ways To Lose A Girl FAST	Just be yourself.
Barr. William Shannon says:	This fortune has been willed to you legally	Why, thank you. I shall accept it equally legally.
brandon says:	Hey Sandman, Have you got your Scoop yet?	Yes - it's been in the kitchen drawer since way before you started asking me last year.
Dirk Pugh says:	position REF6030	That's the one with the stuffed flamingo, the mayonnaise and the cactus, isn't it?
Jeff "Herschy" Schwerdt says:	Are you going to join us?	Only if you put that cactus back down where you found it.
Yanni Maniates says:	Sandman, Christian Pankhurst pulls back the curtain!	Good grief! Would he mind pulling it back again now, please - that's disgusting back there!
Prosperity Principles says:	A Totally Unexpected, But Incredible Benefit We Discovered	Get the scoop out of the kitchen drawer … hollow out the cactus … and … ?
ListJoe.com says:	Sell your DREAM to me Sandman ONLY 39.95	It's worth much more than that.
MRS. HELEN ELENA ANTON says:	HELLO MY BELOVED IN THE LORD	Helen! I thought I told you not to email me in church!
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