The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Elephants at Warp Factor 6, Mr Sulu

 
**Getting Started Online Fast** says: Are you on Twitter? And the Sandman replies: No, I've switched to prescription medications and been on those for a while instead.
Frank Kern says: my "impusle problem" ;-) And the Sandman replies: Oh, you do need attention, don't you?
Shelby Carr says: They Paid $497 - But YOU Can Get It For A Song... And the Sandman replies: You've heard me singing, then
 
ListJoe.com says: Let's Blow This Up I have been waiting Months For this and IT's Here! Do Not Delete this! Oh … kaaaay. Am I going to kick myself if I don't take full advantage of this?
Steve D'Agostino says: Sandman, Your going to kick yourself if you don't take full advantage of this! OK. You've made your point.
 
Copy Protege says: CP Issue #259: Set Yourself on Fire Is this the legendary fat-burning secret?
ListJoe.com says: Lets Work Together Ah, hell no - let's play instead!
Chad Kimball says: don't take my word for it! I won't. I need to see it in writing before I do anything.
Alvin & Joel - Authority Blueprint X says: Believe it or not Sandman, this IS FREE! Why, so it is. Who left its cage door open, then?
felipe@acotecbr.com.br says: Why most men can make women happy Because they want to. Now, what about "how"?
Micheal Savoie says: don't freak out But there's a cactus creeping up behind you.
Socrates Socratous says: I am Soo MAD! Yeah, we can tell by the state of your clothing,
Mike Filsaime, Gary Ambrose, Tom Beal says: it's back ... (train horns?) I tried to train my horn a long time ago, but its got a mind of its own.
Zero Theory Report says: Sandman Have I Told You About My Chinese Wife? No. Do I really want to know the details?
Clate Mask says: You Were Born To Climb With *my* vertigo? You must be joking!
Prostate Secrets Report says: Sandman Have I Told You About My Chinese Wife? Another one? Is there something I should know about Chinese wives, then?
Greg Frost (MindMaximus.com) says: Reminder: Check this out if you haven't... Haven't what?
**Mark Flavin** says: you were lied to... I noticed. I thought this was the land of opportunity - and freedom - and all sorts of other neat stuff.
Ben Hulme says: Wow! - I have just been ELEPHANT TREKKING! Wow! Boldly going where no elephant has gone before? Warp factor six, Mr Sulu.
Randy Koehler says: Sandman, Only Hours Left and I've Never Seen This Done... (Before Now!) Pity you won't see them finish it - it usually takes days.
Paul Klein says: One Pill Optimizes Your... Lifestyle? OK, so is it red … or blue?
ListJoe.com says: Not getting the results you were hoping for? I shouldn't have had all that Imodium, should I?
Steve Harrison says: Book not finished yet? No. It's long, I'm very busy and I'm a slow reader.
Mara Glazer says: OUTRAGEOUS Update #3 - Doc Greg Nielsen It can be a dangerous thing in the wrong hands.
Paul Klein says: Sandman scratching your head about making ends meet? No, I'm scratching it because of all these damn headlice.
Neale Donald Walsch says: Would You Like To Renew Your Spirit? Yes - I'm practically out of vodka. And gin.
Heather Picken - www.bodyofloveforwomen.com says: Sandman, Something to help you Some more vodka … and some more gin? You darling!
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