The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Why not to listen to your instincts

Nickie Funqkqs says: Still drunk? And the Sandman replies: Gracious me, no. Perhaps a tad itixicto … ontaxi … inearibat … oh, hell, yes.
princygunner@yahoo.com says: ´ÐÙâÕ ¿Ù ß'ïâì ÒÕàèØÝ Ý³ç And the Sandman replies: I did already. Very slippery at first.
Ric Thompson [SBCEO] says: Sandman, what's the difference between... And the Sandman replies: A chicken? One leg is the same. I'm sure we've heard that one before.
SENATOR DAVID MARK says: ATM882 I'd like to help you, Senator, but I'm too young to vote.
Specialoffers@Investorplace.com says: Lost Viking Gold Now Available...Don't Miss Out! What, and get axed by a seriously pissed-off Viking? No thanks.
Your Self-Image Within says: Your Self Image is Burning in Hell...Did you know this? So that's why my skin's all crispy. Thanks for the heads-up.
Gregg Simons says: Upgrade your stamina and abilities in general. Impossible! I are the best that am already!
ipoints news says: Sandman, fancy some online fun... As long as nobody's watching, why not? You start.
Janet Jzoma says: Enter the inner circle! How can I when I can't even fit into the outer circle?
Kristen says: Sandman Do you listen to your instincts? Yes … but then I have to take the law into account as well.
ListJoe.com says: Hold my hand please Why? To stop you hitting me with it?
ListJoe.com says: Ready, Set, TamPogo... Riiight …
paulwilliams0078@centrum.cz says: ACCEPT THIS AS YOUR PAST EFFORT That's puzzling. But I'll have given it a try in the future … won't I?
rubenjim1@yahoo.com says: OPEN A NEW WORLD OF PLEASURE (HERBAL PILL 3) Hang on - I still haven't tried herbal pills one and two yet.
Support@Cjnpromo.Com says: Look what I found... Golly gosh! An aardvaark!
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