The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, March 29, 2010

How to stop your Ferrari from disappearing

 
* How To Double Your Business says: will you take a stand against the madness Sandman? And the Sandman replies: Hell no - I'm all for it!
DR MIKE IRAGBOR says: FROM DR MIKE IRAGBOR And the Sandman replies: And what, precisely, is it?
DR MIKE IRAGBOR says: FROM DR MIKE IRAGBOR And the Sandman replies: I know that - so what is it, already?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman have you seen this? I have, yes. And I've seen better. Now put it away before Dr Mike amputates it.
ListJoe.com says: Too Big To Ignore.... Oh, you do flatter yourself, don't you? Look out - here comes Dr Mike!
Chris Cardell says: Sandman, 41 Places … where you're itching and scratching? Would you mind stepping over there, please? Way over there?
Adrian Law says: How did they pull this off? Painfully. Dr Mike might sew it back on if you asked him nicely.
Jamie Smart says: If 'The Secret's' so great... where's my Ferrari? Halfway to Europe on a container freighter. That'll teach you to leave it unlocked with the keys still in.
AWAI says: AWAI -- The Tale of the Copywriter and the Toaster And they both lived happily ever after. Sort of. Once the burns had healed.
Law of Attraction Key says: Sandman, This is the fun part... Er, no - (zzzzzzip!) - *this* (thud!) is the fun part!
The 24KaratMarketer eZine says: Never wrestle with a Pig Easier to shoot it.
Devin Y. Scannura says: what would you like? Stay there - I'll send over a Perfect Russian Wife with a list.
Ben Shaffer says: Ancient traffic problem solved! Indeed - the one-way system made travelling round ancient Rome a lot easier.
Harris Fellman says: 120 seconds FLAT Oh, I hate punctures like that, don't you?
Matt Bacak says: GRAB it. GENTLY!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Joe Rubino says: Super Size Your Life I have done. It's throbbing a bit right now, though. Somebdy grabbed it real hard just now.
Eben Pagan says: Man "buys his own freedom"... I believe in some cultures it's known as "divorce".
Paul Klein says: You need to see this Need to? No. I might want to - but only if you ask nicely.
Andrew Cocks says: You need to see this... No, I said *if you ask me nicely*
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