The best sandwich in the universe

eAuthorResources NewsLetter says:	Sandman, you're in!.. and you just made it in the nick of time..	And the Sandman replies: No, that was a photocopy from New Year's … oh.
Fletcher Anderson says:	>>Re: By morning, wearing shorts, do not forget about the clock!	And the Sandman replies: If I'm wearing shorts, I can see my Submariner SS watch down around ankle level anyway.
Giovanni Farotto says:	You may find it useful	And the Sandman replies: I do when I need to know the time.
Nightingale-Conant says:	See video of superfast PhotoReaders	And videos of superfast action on the PhotoCopier? I do hope not.
Sure Cash Online Biz Offer says:	Secrets to Dog Training...	Do … not … let … them … bite.
support@cjnpromo.com says:	Sandman, I want your business...	Which one? SoftwareInHell … or Sandman's Orgasm Sandwiches LLC?
ListJoe.com says:	It's Time to Vacation Someplace New	OK, in which case, I'm more than happy to let you have SoftwareInHell, then.
Paul Klein says:	Your Monthly Income Just Increased…	It's the Orgasm Sandwich franchise.
Sure Cash Online Biz Offer says:	The Complete Guide to Dog Grooming...	Do … not … let … them … bite.
Paul Klein says:	I heard a rumor...	It's true - the software Biz went straight to hell, and I'm happy with the Sandwich Franchise.
ListJoe.com says:	Seeking like-minded professionals	Ones that want Orgasm Sandwiches? And maybe a bucket or two of Long Island Iced Tea?
Patric Chan says:	Who I don't like	People who don't want an Orgasm Sandwich?
Patric Chan says:	Re: The types of people I don't like...	And who don't like buckets of Iced Tea?
Leonard Greenhall says:	Man Eats Bicycle and Car	I'd rather have tea and a sandwich, myself.
Matilda says:	Re: Order status #265030	Tea and a sandwich, was it?
Alvin & Joel - Authority Blueprint X says:	RE: A Rare Find... (Seriously)	That kind of sandwich? Oh, yes, indeed!
Alex Loh says:	WOW, You AREN'T gonna believe this...	The sandwiches sold out?
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	Could This Be YOUR Story?	Sandman Treats World to Special Tea and Even More Special Sandwiches? That's my story!
Dan Kennedy says:	It ends today!	Why? The Orgasm Sandwiches ran out - is that what you're trying to tell me?
John Yeo says:	I'm terribly sorry Sandman. I screwed up.	You most certainly did! Look - there's *piles* of sliced bread and a pit full of orgasms. We're cool.
Case Stevens says:	This is huge!	Don't flatter yourself. Can you wear a watch on yours?
Quantum Confidence says:	DON'T miss it again...	Difficult not to, since you keep it tucked up inside your Jockey shorts all the time.
Gary Glasscock says:	It will be over soon...	The run on Orgasm Sandwiches?
Jimmy Gibbs says:	Re: Tiredness, instead of excitement in bed?	Only afterwards.
Early To Rise says:	Quarter million bucks and you're chopped liver	Half a mill and you could be Beluga caviar.
Paul Klein says:	Time Is Running Out For Your Business…	Oh, no - the orgasms can't breed fast enough!
eAuthorResources Newsletter says:	Sandman, you're in!.. and you just made it in the nick of time..	I told you before - that was a New Year's Eve Party lapse in judgement. Mind you, that third printout looks pretty cool. Can I have a copy?
ListJoe.com says:	Am I Crazy? This is what I am going to Do For You	Give me a copy of each of those photocopies? Excellent - the bedroom wall does need a spot of re-papering.
Gary Evans says:	from sadness to love in half a day	Amazing what a change of wallpaper can do for a person, isn't it?
** Dylan Loh ** says:	Sandman's Monster Affiliate Checks:	Actually, I'm waiting for my Orgasm Sandwich checks.
ListJoe.com says:	Offers No One Can Refuse	A sandwich? A bucket of Long Island Iced Tea? An orgasm? Too right.
Robert Irwin says:	Are You Getting What You Want? (Do Something About it)	Well, after the past couple of days, what I'd really like now is a quick nap. So I'm heading towards the bedroom.
Geoff Dodd says:	Sandman, let's keep in touch ...	That would be nice. Maybe we could do that again sometime, but without the Christmas Tree lights. I'm still feeling a little tender after those. But it *was* fun, wasn't it?
Alan Magliocca says:	2,517 V.I.P. Members are IN... are you, Sandman?	No, I'm aiming for a couple of hours' sleep. But it sounds like one hell of a party.
Paul Klein says:	Are You Tired Of Hearing About Other’s Successes?	No, I'm just tired. Now go away and leave me in peace, willya?
ListJoe.com says:	Would You Listen To Someone Who Sponsored 151 Reps In 60 Days?	No.
Kristen says:	Sandman, Who are you listening to?	Someone Who Sponsored more than 151 Reps In 60 Days. Sort of. And I want them to go away.
Don Minor says:	Sandman, Do you have three pennies handy?	Yes. Here they are.
Cheap Breitling wathes says:	Get the most for your money here	So what the hell can I get for three cents these days?
Paul Klein says:	Special Surprise for you	Three cents' worth of Bazooka Joe bubblegum?
ListJoe.com says:	Finally, No means Yes!	Oh, if only this'd happened when I was in high school …
Trafficology Affiliates says:	GIMME MORE COWBELL!!	I can't. Would you rather have an Orgasm Sandwich instead?
Tim Thomas says:	oooooooooooooooooh!	Good, aren't they?
The Jackal says:	RE: oooooooooooooooooh!	Ah. That must've been our Famous Double Orgasm Club Sandwich, then.
ListJoe.com says:	SandmanThis works! It's Joan	It does, doesn't it Joan? Maybe you should consider one of our special Double Deckers next time.
Weston Hyde says:	the comm_en+ts I get abo'ut my nights _with women are. amazi,ng, people -think im wiz+ard!	The more you tell everybody about those nights, the more I think you're a twat. Go away.
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Privacy, peeing and the New Year's Eve party

Richard Clarke says:	Sandman, I Need To Warn You About...	And the Sandman replies: My Perfect Russian Wives? I know. And I'm afraid. Very, very afraid.
Devin Y. Scannura says:	gorgeous, fun and passionate!	And the Sandman replies: That's me!
Kathrine Ybarra says:	Only a few people in the world will say that these accessories are not authentic. No matter where you go, your watch will everyone about your status.	Hey, if I want to know the time, I find someone and ask them. It's been the start of lots and lots of beautiful friendships.
Paul Klein says:	Good bye	Hey - you haven't told me what time it is yet! Come back!
2010 Honda Promo says:	Contact Mr. Richard Olsen	Why? Does he know the time?
Jeremy Gislason - SureFireWealth.com says:	one simple thing that prevents us from success...	Not knowing what time it is. Obviously.
Philip J. Mutrie says:	A rare find...	My watch! Excellent! Normally I have to drop my boxers to find it.
** Tellman ** says:	i need to pee!	A side-effect of too many buckets of Long Island Iced Tea, I'm afraid. There's a palm tree over there if you need a little privacy. There's a whole beach out here if you don't.
Shabangu says:	From: Minister of Mineral Resources of the Republic of South Africa	On second thoughts, we might have a problem - the Minister's here and doesn't appreciate that kind of greeting. Best put it away and sit with your legs crossed for the time being, eh?
Emmanuel says:	CANCELLED	The Minister's visit? Excellent - we can pee now!
ListJoe.com says:	MOMS!	What? Ours? Here? Now? Too late - I can't stop!
Robert Vance says:	STOP!	I've been trying to, but after several buckets of Long Island Iced Tea those ol' squeezy muscles aren't what they should be. I'll be with you in a minute, OK?
Gary Baker says:	Allow me to personally introduce...	I'm sorry, I'm in no position to shake hands at the moment. Lemme shake it off and then get back to you, OK?
Todd says:	Can You Help Me with this POLL Sandman?	No, I'm putting my own POLL back into its boxers. You'll just have to deal with yours yourself.
Dr. Robert Anthony says:	Finally...	Yeah, sorry about that. Like I said, that was several buckets of Iced Tea.
Andrew & Steven says:	Sandman, i never expected this...	What? That octopus on your shoulder? That's Home Biz Helper. Don't worry, she won't bite.
Munya QuickArticleGenerator.com says:	Hi Sandman - Arrrgh! it 'sucks' a little...	That's as may be, but you can't call that biting, can you?
Paul Klein says:	You Can Run But You Can’t Hide…	You might want to, though - her husbands are both 800lb gorillas, and they can get quite jealous. Especially when she does *that*. You see? No biting!
Keith Wellman says:	I wonder if it ever realized what happened...	I think so - there were a couple of cakes, some rings and everybody dressed up nicely for the occasion.
Paul Klein says:	Your gift…	Damn - I forgot to get them one! What the hell can I give the gorillas and the octopus who have everything?
List Bandit says:	get your "golden ticket" ...	I don't think Willy Wonka would want the three of them in his factory.
Carolyn Hansen says:	Sandman, Here is the recipe for lots of energy	Willy Wonka's Chocolate Energy Bar?
Goro Ouchida says:	Greetings From Japan	Hurro!
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says:	Sandman, is it true?	Yes, I gave the newlyweds a crate of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Energy Bars. It's going to be a noisy night.
- Dylan Loh - says:	I'm *Absolutely SHOCKED* at you...	Sorry - I couldn't think of anything else
ListJoe.com says:	What are the odds?	Of an octopus marrying two gorillas at once? Infinitessimal.
David DeAngelo says:	Much Better Than "Taking Her To Dinner"...	Absolutely - they're vegetarians … and she's not.
Michael Senoff says:	Come on, let's do this together . . .	No thanks - I'd rather we left the happy cou … er, threesome to do it on their own.
Nick Ortner- Tapping World Summit says:	Saturday afternoon "to do" list...	Clean out the Orgasm Pit - it's been getting a little steamy in there recently.
Steve Harrison says:	you're invited for Thursday...	That's nice. Remind me on Wednesday, willya?
Creating Consciously says:	- This one small shift in thought will change your life!	It might well do. We could sell those surplus orgasms.
James J Jones says:	Great news Sandman...	You can sell orgasms on eBay now?
Bryan Winters - InfoGoRound.com says:	I'm *TOTALLY SHOCKED* at you Sandman!	Why? They all need a good home, don't they?
** Tellman ** says:	sliced bread	Orgasm sandwiches? It's all in the marketing, you know.
Eric Rockefeller says:	They Accused Him of Selling Drugs...	… And then they tried one of his orgasm sandwiches. Case closed.
Nettie Desanctis says:	Make it easy to make love	Have an orgasm sandwich before and during. And maybe after.
ListJoe.com says:	About New Year's Eve ....	Oh, it was *your* ass on the photocopier, was it? And who was … oh, I don't care any more anyway. It was insured.
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Help wanted for the Job from Hell and Bible lessons

ListJoe.com says:	A System That Works?	And the Sandman replies: No - absolute power corrupts absolutely. Just look around you. And read between the lines.
Tom Josefiak says:	Update for Bush-Cheney 2004, Inc. Email Subscribers	And the Sandman replies: I think you're a little late there, Tom.
BNET says:	Top 10 Reasons Why New Sales Reps Fail	And the Sandman replies: They find Hell a little intimidating? That’s why I sent a demon down there with him.
Huey Lee says:	Hi Sandman, it's okay to screw up!	Yeah, yeah. Excuses, excuses.
Janet Beckers says:	Oh drat. Has this ever happened to you?	What? You're enjoying some Perfect Russian Angels, a bunch of Pixiedust, several buckets of Long Island Iced Tea and a few snortable frogs … and your sales rep calls you to say his elevator to hell's stuck between floors and the demon in there with him needs the toilet real bad? As a matter of fact, yes. But only once.
Frank Kern says:	Good news ...very good news.	The ACME Elevator Repair unit's done its job? Excellent.
Ric Thompson [SBCEO] says:	Why did you go into business for yourself?	I didn't. I sent a sales rep and a demon down to hell to go into business for me.
Blake Ekberg says:	Solid every time you jump to bed!	Bed? I'm flying with *angels* here!
Dr. Robert Anthony says:	Sandman Are you struggling? Great resource for you (free)...	Not really struggling, thanks, but I do believe the snortable frogs are wearing off.
Neil Asher says:	Very Different....	Weren't they?
Cheap V1agra Super Active Plus on www.ra13.net says:	dimet ric absen tly overc allin g resou rcefu l arbit ratin g	Man! You've tried those frogs too?
Alex Sysoef says:	I will see you tonight, Sandman?	I don't know. After today's high-flying excitement I might just go home and have a little nap.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, Please don't delete me!	OK. I'll exterminate you instead. Wait till I get back down again.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	Are You Already Hypnotized?	No, it's the Pixiedust and Iced Tea. And maybe a little frog, too.
Profit Snapshots says:	Are You In Florida?	No. I'm somewhere slightly higher than ground level. With Perfect Russian Angels, Iced Tea and Pixiedust. Does that *sound* like Florida? It does? Oh, OK - maybe I am, then.
Clayton Makepeace says:	Say No to Crack!	Say YES to Pixiedust! And Iced Tea!
Adam Spiel says:	You missed out (sorry)	Oh, it was *you* finished the frogs, was it? Kind of you to apologize.
**J Bode** says:	what can I do to help people get what they want?	Find out what they want first. Always helps.
Ben Settle says:	The Bible's Secret Email Lesson	Another email from Moses again - something about a route through the Red Sea. I'll pass that one on to a Perfect Russian Angel.
Keith Wellman says:	I want to play too...	Oh, Keith, it's *much* too late. Unless, of course, you're bringing some frogs.
List Bandit says:	[LB] There has never been a better time.	No, you're right - it's been a fabulous afternoon.
Matt Bacak says:	SHATTERED	Well, yes, I'm going to be by the time I get home, but it'll have been worth it.
Arron Allison says:	Re: Hundreds of male caplets	Are they baby snortable frogs? Line us up a few, then.
[TSM] The Subliminal Messenger says:	a free sample for you...	SSSNNNNNNOOORRRRTTTT! Mm, mm … good.
Marketing Help Center says:	Sandman... check's in the mail	Yeah, right. And guess what I'm not going to do in your mouth.
ListJoe.com says:	A Great Way to Get Started	Roll up a twenty, line up some little frogs … or should we start with some Pixiedust first? Or even some Iced Tea?
ED Pills from Pfizer says:	Special offer for Sandman, 80% better price	You mean those weren't frogs? Then what the hell *were* they?
=== Gary Vurnum === says:	Life's one big confidence trick...	Too right - I though those were snortable frogs. Too much Pixiedust, obviously.
Jim Morris says:	were you left out?	No, I got my fair share. Sneezed a couple back out, though.
Dan Robey says:	One Person Can Change Your Life...	Yup - the FrogMan can.
Warren Whitlock says:	I appreciate hearing what you have to say	More frogs! More Iced Tea! More Pixiedust! More Perfect Russian Angels!
Mike Litman says:	Why Most People Never Soar	They tend to plummet. It's an aerodynamics thing.
Stephen Beck says:	Whatcha doing this weekend?	Recovering. It's been a fabulous Friday.
Glen Hopkins says:	I'm Hiring. Help Wanted	Too late - I've sent the salesman and the demon down to SoftwareInHell. There's a redheaded hippy needs a job somewhere round here, though, if you're interested.
WorldPuja.org says:	Breakfast With God, Part 2	That'd be the bagels and lox? I'll be right there.
Sizzling Motivation - Dr Jill says:	A Way to Be Your Best	A good breakfast usually helps, I find.
Bill Harris says:	Are we really Spiritual Beings having a physical experience, or...	No, I'm a physical being having a physical experience with some Perfect Russian Spiritual Beings (my wives will probably kill me for this). Is breakfast ready yet?
	The Sandman sounds very happy with his life. Click here to discover how to become very happy with yours. Instantly. Automatically. Guaranteed.

Stuck in an elevator, snorting frogs

- LWL Worldwide - says:	( LWL ) -- Taboo Physics...	And the Sandman replies: Finest kind. I like the ones that defy gravity and make your knees buckle at the same time.
Paul Klein says:	Are YOU Ready for this?	And the Sandman replies: Weightless buckled knees? Let's roll!
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says:	Sandman, About The Angelic Realms...	And the Sandman replies: Best place for a quick weightless knee-buckler, so I'm told.
ListJoe.com says:	MY FREE GIFT TO YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS	A redhead hippy salesman? Send him down - I'll be right with him as soon as I've finished with these Perfect Russian Angels.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman Do you live near Los Angeles?...	No, I'm in heaven at the moment - Pixiedust, Long Island Iced Tea and Perfect Russian Angels. I don't know how much more my knees can take.
Amy Twain says:	Love Your Work So You Can Love Your Life	You call this *work*?
eAuthorResources Newsletter says:	Sandman, whistle blower opens Pandora's Box.. do you dare look?..	Indeed I do. I'm a little busy right now, so give my best to Pandora and tell her I'll see her soon.
Bill Harris says:	Harvard says THESE 3 FOODS are best at keeping you YOUNG.	Pixiedust. Iced Tea.
ListJoe.com says:	I DON'T THINK YOU READ THIS RIGHT BEFORE!!!	No, you're right, I didn't. Sorry - I should have picked up on the "food" clue there.
Enoch Mind Reality says:	Discover Extremely Powerful Secrets to Succeed in Life	Pixiedust. Iced Tea.
Dan Robey says:	Do you struggle with _________ ?	Rehead hippy networks? Come to think of it, I do, yes. Why?
Neil Asher says:	A Confession...	The redhead hippy doesn't want to work in SoftwareInHell? Can't blame him - I wouldn't want to myself, either.
ListJoe.com says:	Am I Crazy? This is what I am going to Do For You	You're going to open up SoftwareInHell? Excellent! Thank you very much!
Emmanuel says:	you're welcome :-)	So … when can you start? Here's the lift - just take this box of software and press the lowest button on the panel. Thanks again. See you there sometime, OK?
Steve Harrison says:	Sandman?	Oh, look, the doors are closing. Sorry - can't hang around. Anyway, I hate long goodbyes. Catch you in a couple weeks. Bye!
Rick Macaulay says:	Understanding your visitors action is essential Sandman	I did. He went into the elevator, didn't he?
Wendi Mcgrath says:	Make her wet in minutes	Minutes? A bucket of Long Island Iced Tea in the right place and we're talking *seconds* here.
HighVelocityMarketMaster.com says:	Hey, are you coming?	Feels like it. Oh, I love these Perfect Russian Angels.
OOI says:	Matter That Needs Your Attention...	Don't tell me - the elevator's stuck. And my new store manager hates confined spaces? Uh-oh.
Early To Rise says:	You Can't Ignore 'Em Anymore	Oh, but I don't.
Gary Baker says:	Have you heard about this Sandman?	Pixiedust and Long Island Iced Tea? Have I *heard* of it? Lemme get back to you on that one.
Lisa Rae Preston says:	Sandman Living Life without Boundaries (special note for ladies)	Ladies: be Perfect. Be Angels. You might even want to be Russian, but then we'll probably have boundary and border problems.
Kim Roach says:	Would You Like Some One-On-One Coaching?	Never heard it called *that* before. Can I get back to you once I've finished dealing with both heaven and hell?
BlogSuccess.com says:	Sandman, It's FAST... and it WORKS!	Excellent - the ACME Elevator repair machine. Thank you!
**Getting Started Online Fast** says:	Want Us To Hold You By the Hand? :)	I'll get back to you on that one. I have angels to enjoy and a busted elevator to fix.
Jason Fladlien says:	something a shovel seller will never tell you	What - you'll never be able to dig all the way down to that stuck elevator? I won't buy a shovel, then.
Swiss Watches says:	Fwd: What begins imagine?	I think it's a little piano riff in E flat. Why?
Leo J Quinn Jr says:	Another reason to "hate" your credit cards...	They don't crunch up that there Pixiedust?
Dean Holland says:	It's OPEN... But first can I sneak you this?	Cool! More Pixiedust?
Michael Senoff says:	Two Frogs . . .	I can't snort *those*!
Tom Murasso says:	Sandman, Special Suprise for you	Snortable treefrogs. How kind.
**J Bode** says:	[boring non-sexy] I thought I was good	You were better when you were sexy.
Hawaii.com Membership says:	Best Things To Do in Hawaii!	Be sexy and snort frogs? Oh … kaaaay.
Ed Green says:	It was so easy...	Not so. You still have a frog sticking out your nose. And as for your other end …
Dave Nicholson says:	3 Hours in And Nearly All Gone...	At times like this I feel sorry for the frog.
Earl Netwal says:	Sandman, Time For a Mentor?	Not at the moment, thanks - I'm busy with my Pixiedust, Iced Tea, Perfect Russian Angels and these here frogs … but hey - what flavor is this Mentor, anyway?
Michael Hopkins says:	Here's how I did it ...	I grabbed hold of a treefrog in one hand, and a rolled-up twenty in the other.
Jason 'Profit' Moffatt says:	I didn't think this would work... (Boy was I wrong)	Me too - if you snort hard enough, that frog goes right up the tube and in where it counts.
Neil Asher says:	Sold Out	You mean … gulp … no more frogs?
Cody Moya says:	Sandman, Free...Email Marketing Demon (3 hours left)	He'll have to join my salesman in that stuck elevator, then. I'd send him down with a few frogs but we seem to have run out.
Mr. Kuzole Abraham says:	DEAD OR ALIVE	Oh, alive. Definitely alive. They wriggle more that way.
Shawn Casey says:	...can it really be this simple??	Frog? Twenty? Snort? What's there to be complicated about?
David DeAngelo says:	Why Women "Run" From NICE Guys	Because those nice guys haven't bought them rollerblades yet.
ListJoe.com says:	This is a fantastic world we live in	Isn't it? My elevator straight to Hell's working again, even though I thought it never would.
Pamela Harper says:	Speaking with Confidence	Wasn't that an 80's hit about spinach between your teeth? No, that was Kissing. My mistake.
Ed Dale says:	The Biggest Mistake #30dc (Plus Great news for USA #30dc 'rs)	30dc worth of spinach between your teeth? I wouldn't call that the Biggest Mistake. I've done worse.
ListJoe.com says:	Do you you really want to build a great business at home.	No - I've sent a human and a demon to Hell to start a great business there.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman , Are You A Professional Seeking A Team With A 100% Success Rate?	Yes - they're in that lift even as we speak.
ListJoe.com says:	You'll Love This!!!!	Cool! More lubricant!
Earl Netwal says:	What Are Your Customers Waiting For, Sandman?	That lift to arrive and SoftwareInHell to open.
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Network not working? Try Pixiedust!

ListJoe.com says:	Sandman will you do this?	And the Sandman replies: What? Help Big escape? I'm trying to figure out a way. Just let me think a while.
FireballNews.com says:	[VIP] Weird "money extraction" tricks...	And the Sandman replies: Depends on where you've shoved it, doesn't it?
Daniel Levis says:	It may already be too late ...	And the Sandman replies: What? Big's tied to the stake already? Only a miracle can save him now!
Rhonda - KidsAwakening.com says:	everybody and their brother?	Wow! Mass executions, then?
Forward To A Better Day says:	Fwd: Bigger	Big's older brother? How's he going to help?
Al Diaz says:	In an Instant	No - we need his help NOW!!!
Howard Jones says:	Are you making these 7 deadly mistakes, Sandman?	I believe so - that's why there's a firing squad out there with an awful lot of people standing in front of it.
HighVelocityMarketMaster.com says:	I'm going back to the future	Can Big and I come too?
Jimmy Roos says:	Sandman, Here's what you'll get	Seasick? Airsick? Timesick? Shot?
FireballBooks.com says:	What is your goal for 2010?	Survival. Getting Big out of here. Going back to the beach hut. Making sure the gorillas and Home Biz Helper set up a nice home. Enjoying a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea and a couple of Perfect Russian Wives.
Lynne McTaggart says:	Will your name be on one of the last 23 places?	What - out of here, or on the firing squad list? Pass.
Matt Clarkson says:	Do NOT Buy "7 Secrets To Happiness"	Because each of them is a Deadly Mistake. Hence the firing squad.
Europcar says:	Europcar International special offers, get 2 days free!	2 days free? 2 days free? And then come back to face the firing squad? Lemme think about that one.
Alex Jeffreys says:	DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS FOR THIS?	Yes.
ListJoe.com says:	A welcome diversion...	That would be nice, but I've got Big and several others to rescue from the firing squad.
Katie Yeakle, AWAI says:	Will you be on our call with Dan tonight?	No - I'm going back to the future with Big. And maybe a few friends. If we can wind up this DeLorean I've just found.
Michel Fortin says:	[Michel Fortin] Today is The Last Day	Unless I find the ignition key, you may well be right.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, Do You Have a Plan?	Get out. Run. Forget that rescue. Go home.
Sean Storey says:	Sandman Gift for you	An ignition key? For the DeLorean? How did you *know*?!! Now, about this empty gas tank …
Paul Klein says:	Saving The Best For Last...	A couple of gallons of super-high octane? You beauty!
List Bandit says:	[LB] Even A MONKEY Could Get Sign-ups Using This...	Fair enough. But what about two gorillas - both married to the same octopus?
Nightingale-Conant says:	Motivational Quote of the Day	"Let's get into this time machine and away from this firing squad"? Sounds good to me.
Stuart Lichtman says:	Today's the Very Last Day...	Then we'd better travel backwards in time instead, then.
Matthew Glanfield says:	Why The Gurus Hate You...	I got Big and several others away from their firing squad? (Not everybody, because there's not a lot of room in a DeLorean.)
Ben Settle says:	What To Do If Your Business Goes To Hell	Open a branch office there?
Sylvia Rehman says:	Sandman, Must Have FREE software is Hot!! :)	Hm. Maybe I should start that software business in Hell.
Todd says:	Whistle blower opens "Pandora's Box".. do you dare look?..	Oh, very much so. Pandora and I go back a long, long way.
Support Dianne Barnhart says:	UPS Delivery Problem NR 77821.	What? The software I ordered for the Hell branch office? What's the problem?
Suong Lim. says:	Legitimate Arrangement!!!	Indeed it was. Look - I have the receipts and everything.
Pete Sisco / StaticContraction.com says:	Choosing the Best Exercises	I find in … out … in … out … in … out (repeat as necessary) works just fine for me, thanks.
Troy White says:	What's YOUR Secret Project? Red-headed hippy reveals his...	His what? Does he want a job at SoftwareInHell? It's really difficult to find the right kind of staff these days.
ListJoe.com says:	PEOPLE ARE FLOODING THIS WEBSITE TO HELP A GOOD CAUSE...LOOK AND SEE !!!	How are they flooding it? Opening the sluice gates? Or worse?
Paul Klein says:	Nearly At Capacity… Don’t Be Shut Out	I'd rather be shut out if they're flooding the place without opening the sluice gates.
Song Chengxiang says:	a free sample for you...	You *are* flooding the place without opening the sluice gates, aren't you?
Traffic Travis says:	Webinar: Interrogation of a Super Affiliate	Ooh! Waterboarding! Always fun to watch!
Jason Oickle says:	Are you getting things done Sandman?	Not at the moment - I'm still waiting for that red-headed hippy to get back to me about that position in SoftwareInHell.
Paul Klein says:	Here’s why you should quit trying…	You're going to say something bad about redheads, aren't you? Well, I'm not listening.
Henk and Nicholas says:	Sandman, did you receive all of these?	Redheads? No, but I've got *heaps* of perfect Russian wives back at home.
Harris Fellman says:	Pixiedust?	Yes please. Should we crack open a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea while we're here?
Stefanie Hartman says:	An unexpected problem...	Ah. No Long Island Iced Tea. Oh, well. It'll have to be just Pixiedust, then. Cheers!
Paul Klein says:	It's All Solved!	What - a couple of buckets of Long Island Iced Tea? You beauty, you!
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says:	Sandman, What if you decided to go for it?	Then I'd have the benefits of both Pixiedust *and* Iced Tea. What a mixture!
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David Riklan says:	Have you spent years searching for happiness?	No need - Pixiedust and Iced Tea. What more could there be to life? Apart from a few Perfect Russian wives, of course.
Sean Storey says:	Here's what I promised you Sandman	A few Perfect Russian wives? Oh, today's just getting better and better!
Martha Richardson says:	Subscriber Appreciation Day!	Heeeey … with Pixiedust and Iced Tea, I can appreciate *anything* today!
The New Thin Me says:	The Infuriating LIES in your Grocery Store...	I don't have a grocery store. I may be opening a software shop in Hell, but I've yet to hear from that red-head hippy.
* Ali Brown * says:	Sandman, did you hear?	Don't you listen? I just said I've yet to hear.
Bob The Teacher says:	so what's behind door #2, Bob?	No, it's not Bob at all - it's that redheaded hippy. No wonder I haven't heard from him yet. His network's cacked.
ListJoe.com says:	Networking NOT Working?	Oh, you aren't listening at all, are you. I just *said* his network was cacked.
Brenton Lindo says:	Sandman, don't let this slip through your fingers!	It's not *my* fingers I'm thinking about here.
Geraldine Gabrenas says:	Your prick is touched by her - your prick goes up! This is a v-pilule-takers law.	So it's got nothing to do with attraction. Or the Law of Attraction? And there's no lubricant involved whatsoever?
Magic Money News says:	Sandman, Your Well Oiled Manifesting Machine	You said there wasn't any lubricant involved.
Mohammed Kwame says:	CAN I TRUST YOU	As much as I can trust you. No lubricant, indeed.
*Sam Crowley* says:	Sandman, Think Like Superman!	Er, no. I think you'll find Superman thinks like Sandman. Otherwise he wouldn't believe he can fly.
Kristen says:	Sandman Are you struggling? I'm gonna tell it to you straight...	It *is* straight. It was touched by her. Remember?
Mike Filsaime says:	HURRY! - just a few hours left...	… and then it goes all floppy again.
Brian Wynn (TML) says:	I Forgot To Attach Instructions	Oh, I hope you're not going to staple them on. Either when it's straight or floppy.
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