A duck on each foot

Steve G. Jones says:	Sandman, Do you want more energy?	And the Sandman replies: I think so, yes. A whole new batch of Perfect Russian Wives arrived last night.
The Jackal says:	Sandman, it's obsolete, so no wonder you're struggling...	And the Sandman replies: What? My trusty 386 laptop? Surely not!
Paul Klein says:	Your N.aked Gifts (huh?) are ready!	And the Sandman replies: More perfect Russian wives? Cool!
Corey Lewis says:	*this* is it...	No - *this* is it.
Paul Klein says:	I know something about you…	Yeah. Me too. Sometimes I wish I knew more.
Ray Edwards says:	Imagine...	There's no heaven? Really? Oh, poo - and I've been so good all my life.
Azman Hadi Saedon says:	I am VERY UPSET, Sandman! Argh...	*You're* upset? I've just discovered I've been so good all my life … and for what?
Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com says:	Please.	Since you asked so nicely, OK, then.
Rick Davies says:	Bonus #3 plus -> Step 5 - The elephant in the room.	You'll be needing a new carpet, then.
Fabian Tan | MurderYourJob says:	Sandman, your first website in 24 hours?	Yes - I think I've got my addiction to them under control now.
Boundless Living says:	How many ducks does it take to walk The Path? Huh?	Two. One on each foot. Easy. Next question!
Stuart Lichtman says:	What's it like to have a nearly sure thing?	Close. Very close. Next question!
Lance Tamashiro says:	Will there be a replay?	Probably not. I think I've killed both my ducks.
Andrea Castellitto says:	Triple the healing power of fish oil	Too late for my ducks, I'm afraid.
Ron says:	frankly, I'm absolutely *SHOCKED* at you	I'm so sorry - I didn’t realize anybody was watching.
Mara Glazer says:	I'm Doing It Again...	That's OK. Here's a bucket and mop for when you're finished.
Todd & Bob(Newbie Help) says:	Sandman, you're really very close!	Sorry - I'll just step back a bit then, shall I?
Tom Ambrozewicz says:	If there’s one thing you need to do right now Sandman, this is it...	OK - I'll be back in a minute. Is it OK if I flush?
BNET says:	Which Is Worse for Your Brain: Texting or Pot?	Ohhhh, maaannnn - texting on pot, of course.
WebSiteNotes says:	How To Create Content For Your Blog	Type gibberish.
ListJoe.com says:	Worried about the economy?	Nah - I'm past caring.
Jason Moffatt says:	Is Amazon on Crack?	Nope - it's trying to text on pot.
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