The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Aliens, asteroids and umbrellas

 
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, It's Your Turn... And the Sandman replies: Oh, goody. Can I go now?
Karim Hajee says: Sandman, Yes You Can... And the Sandman replies: Excellent. I’ll be off, then. 'Later …
   
eAuthorResources NewsLetter says: Sandman, who the heck are you?.. what makes you better than the rest?.. To answer both your questions: Me!
ListJoe.com says: FREE HBO Dish TV 19.95 month Not really free then, is it?
Rick Davies says: Getting started - The First Critical Baby Steps Them I don't mind. It's all the diapers that get to me.
List Bandit says: [LB] If You’ve ever wanted to make a killing from home, then… This Is It. There's such a lot to be said for a high-powered rifle and telescopic sights, isn't there?
Ron says: , you can be dumb and still make money That’s a relief. So … where's my money, then?
Robert Ringer says: The next $10,000 contract could be waiting for you? Cool! I've got my telescopic sights all ready …
Travis@BumMarketingMethod.com says: Grandpa's Sunday Pancakes CHANGED MY LIFE... He used to stuff them with peyote!
** Tellman ** says: check it dude Seen better, dude. Now put it away before something builds a nest on it.
* Justin Blake * says: ... ALIENS have landed! Damn - and I've just run out of umbrellas.
RichardYoung@Investorplace.com says: This Just In. Everyone Gets A Pony Cool! What's the best way to cook it?
Rodger Hyatt says: My Story (Very Interesting Short Read) You're not very old, then?
The Messenger Network says: Overnight Author Obviously not given up the day job, then.
Steph (Riquochet} says: Time is Running Out... Oh, no - not another asteroid headed our way?
Steve G. Jones says: Explode Your Confidence Beyond Belief Smash an asteroid into it?
Ben Shaffer says: [SEOv] Is it going to make you rich? No, but it always makes me very happy.
Paul Klein says: Assume The Position Sometimes that makes me happy, too.
* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says: ... ALIENS have landed! Excellent! If I give them an umbrella, will they divert that asteroid?
kristen@lawofattractionkey.com says: Sandman Are you sick of waiting for other people? Not as long as I've got something to do while I'm waiting.
John Thornhill says: It's Now Or Next Year Sandman Next year'll do for me.
FBI says: FROM FBI CRIME DIVISION. It wasn't me - I wasn't there - honest! Ask my lawyer!
Chris Cardell says: Sandman, Why I talk to this man Every Day You see him in the mirror?
Paul Klein says: See What My Friends Are Doing For You Here… Spectacular! Mind if I take a few photos?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman , Starting a Home Business Shouldn't Hard. No - that'd be a Home Pleasure you'd be thinking of, right?
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