The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Just what *is* scrap shear?

Amy Twain says: Sandman, The SCAR experience has left you And the Sandman replies: … er … scarred?
Aviram-k@013.net says: My Mistake, I admit.... And the Sandman replies: That's OK - it could happen to anyone.
Blaine York says: Doctorate degree can be yours. And the Sandman replies: I've got one already. Now move out the way while I mop this floor.
Castle says: We buy scrap shear That's nice. What's shear?
Greg Frost says: Sandman, You have been lied to... Nooo - you mean there *is* no Easter Bunny?
Hanks says: We buy transportable (mobile) scrap shear That's nice. What's shear?
Isaac says: Life Gets REALLY Easy When You... … let other people finish your sentences for you.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman Check it out Not impressed. Doesn't even reach your knees.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, I'd like you to have this! Thank you. When did you shave it last?
Magali Dycus says: Look at new brand ones Why … they're … they're … magnificent! Would you mind if I lick them for a while?
The Masters Gathering says: Has your mind been poisoned? No, I don't watch the news or most other garbage on TV.
The Shortcut Team says: Getting Paid By Mistake? Would I admit to it?
Wilford Harden says: Pick a watch that matches your eye color. Red? No.
Wilfredo Sewell says: You've received a greeting ecard That's nice. In the furnace with the rest of them, please.
Woei Yu says: [EBTG] Are you a Greedy B#^*#(%}? They say YES, help me prove them wrong No - they're quite right, but you spell it #astar#.
Yaro Starak says: Sandman - FINAL NOTICE I notice. You final. Goodbye.
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