Careful with that cactus, Eugene

Randy Koehler says:	Sandman, What's this!	And the Sandman replies: My dick. Would you take your foot off it now, please.
Steve G. Jones says:	Hypnotize anyone by just speaking?	And the Sandman replies: Well, if you call sending them to sleep hypnosis, then yes.
Paul Klein says:	How much is your time worth?	And the Sandman replies: More than you can afford.
Bonnie Hazlett says:	Bank accounts don't lie...	But bankers do.
One-Minute Cure says:	Reduce the Age of Your Skin by 30%	Accelerate aging of your internal organs. Easy.
Ryan Bessling says:	Sandman, Here is the must have tool for 2010!	A spanner? How kind!
benbeltr@lazyjk.com says:	Xenical in old clinic! Best price	OK … but how long has it been there?
Jo Lawrence from Bananalotto says:	Sandman, would you like to be a porshe owner tonight?	No, I'm more of a masserati man, myself. But thanks anyway.
Frank Salinas says:	It's today	My heavens - so it is. And yesterday was yesterday!
Dan Strauss says:	RE: Sandman, how is your writing?	Illegible, thanks. And yours?
Gary Ambrose says:	how to get money every month... without working?	Welfare?
Rodney Chan says:	The world of luxury and style is about to open before you! Rushing for a best result must be the way of your life.	I don’t think so. Next!
Boundless Living says:	Why, oh why are we stopped so much?	Because we'd be a cause for concern for those in charge otherwise
** Fabian Tan ** says:	...visitors for less than 1 cent each, Sandman	Can I keep them? And sell them on for a dollar?
Eric Graham says:	I thought it would PISS OFF a few, but I didn’t expect THIS!	Yup - it looks like we're *all* pissed off.
Ian del Carmen says:	Frankly, I'm puzzled...	And puzzly, I'm Franked.
Ian del Carmen says:	The red... or the blue pill?	Why, the blue, of course. Washed down with a bucket of Long Islnbrfff … schnibvle … pleep. Excellent!
David lockley says:	Sorry For Taking So Long	That's OK - I wasn't quite with it for a while there myself.
Preston - FreedomSoft says:	Don't Choke On The Red Pill	I won't. I nearly threw up the blue one though. At first.
Katie Yeakle, AWAI says:	Half the spots are already gone!	Really? My, that's good acne cream!
[ihonestlythink.com] says:	Sorry... My Mistake.	It's OK. Just try not to use one of those cacti again.
* Justin Blake - ManifestationMeditation.com * says:	... if you're not afraid Sandman	Oh, I'm afraid all right - those cacti can cause a lot of damage.
Tim Thomas says:	Welcome To The Club Sandman!	Cactus Victims' Club? No - I've been *really* careful
Alex Loh says:	Sandman Everyones Talking about it...	Cactus abuse? It's certainly very popular around here.
George Pluss says:	Sandman, Grab A Selling Water in Desert Business For 0.1? No Kidding	Ah. But cacti don't need a lot of water. Next!
Chad Michaels says:	Join Us Tonight Sandman!	Why? I don't do cacti. Have fun, though - and be careful!
Worldwide Freelance Writer says:	What is Freelance Journalism?	It's kind of like working for a newspaper, but getting paid less regularly.
Barbie :-) says:	Can you get paid to be lazy?	Oh, wouldn't that be fabulous!
George Allan says:	Are You Willing To Commit?	To being lazy? But I did - years ago! And I've kept it up!
Michael Senoff says:	Wow! that was fast . . .	Sorry - it's been a while. But thanks anyway.
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