The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Handcuffed to the bedpost

 
** Adam Urbanski ** says: [GetClients] If you are not George Clooney take a different approach And the Sandman replies: Some offer money. I don't have to do anything. What does George do?
Colin Lin says: {?} {?} {?}. {?} {?} And the Sandman replies: {!} {!} {!}
Sylvia Rehman says: Let me in NOW, Sylvia! You have... (Read on) And the Sandman replies: I believe one or two of my Perfect Russian Wives is called Sylvia … and I've never had to say *that* before.
Janet Beckers says: A life-impacting gift for you Another asteroid strike?
Philip J. Mutrie says: Instant Plug'n'Pay... And while we're on the subject of those Perfect Russian Wives …
ListJoe.com says: Are You Concerned About Your Drinking Water? Heavens, no. Sometimes I worry about my Long Island Iced Tea, though.
Enoch Mind Reality says: Discover Super Powerful Secrets to Create Reality A couple buckets of Long Island Iced Tea's al I need to create *my* reality.
Alvin & Joel - Authority Blueprint X says: Given out $180 already...Claimed your free cash yet Sandman? No, I'm waiting for a check.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman CLAIM YOUR CHECK !!! Ah, at last.
Matt Bacak says: Yo. Yo what?
ListJoe.com says: james Yo James?
Bob Novak says: **NEW** RAP Bank! ... Just like Clickbank only YOU get PAID INSTANTLY! Yo bank, I get it now.
Ben Brooks says: BANK easy money on eBay ( Free Guide Shows How ) Would that be a Yo Bank?
Thomas Herold says: Sandman - What's Inside The Quantum Cookbook? Quantum cabbage recipes. Next question please.
Paul Klein says: Your Biggest Problem Finding my true motivation to blog.
MaxBlogPress says: How to find your true motivation to blog... Oh, *excellent*! Lead on!
ListJoe.com says: Money4Nothing. And Perfect Russian Wives for free.
Hillary M. Benson says: Hello Dear (Very Urgent Please !!! Sorry - I'm a bit tied up at the moment. When Ludmilla comes back with the handcuff keys I'll get round to your email. Maybe.
Paul Klein says: Stop Wasting Your Time, Sandman! I'm not wasting any time. It's just that I happen to be handcuffed to the bedpost. It could happen to anyone, OK?
Gary Ambrose says: disappointing - in a good way? Sort of. It was fun for a while, but now my arms are starting to ache. Ludmilla! Get your ass back here - now!
ListJoe.com says: =>Do Nothing, Get Nothing ... Sorry!<= Can't do anything right now except shout anyway.
Frank Salinas says: Demo - See It In Action OK - in my mind's eye, I see Ludmilla coming back with another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea … and those handcuff keys.
Magic Money News says: Visualization Alone is Not Enough You're right. It's not working. LUDMIIILLLLLAAAAAA!
Barefoot Executive says: Expires Today - going, going... I feel faint. I feel weak. My life is slipping away from me. I feel thirsty. LUDMIIIILLLLAAAAA!
Dan Robey says: Everyone Needs "Sincere Appreciation".. But I appreciated Ludmilla three times in a row. Sincerely. Very sincerely.
Secrets To Flat Abs says: This Will Help You Lose Up To 20lbs In 28 Days Wasting away handcuffed to the bed? You may be right, there.
MICROSOFT PROMOTION AWARD says: GREAT NEWS FOR YOU Ludmilla's coming back? With a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea? And the handcuff keys?
* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says: ... Your birthday gift! Handcuff keys?
Jeff Johnson says: great feedback on my newest video Not the one of me handcuffed to the bed. Oh, please. Say it's not so.
ListJoe.com says: congratulations YOU have a $131,O0O commission check waiting!! But then again, I'm always happy to share the glory (and the cash) of any new video I'm involved in.
David DeAngelo says: The Key To Making Her Laugh "With You" Not AT You Yes. Very necessary. Especially now she's watching the video with several other Perfect Russian Wives. And talking of keys …. LUUUUDDDMMMIIIILLLAAAAAA!
Efcc Investigation Office Nigeria says: DID YOU? Yes, Three times in a row, like I said. Perhaps she feels a little short-changed or something? I don't know. Ludmilllllaaaaa!
Paul Klein says: Do You Have Something People Want? Yes. Except I'm not in a position to give anybody my fullest attention at present.
botm1@posteitaliane.it says: Hello And hello to you, too. Would you please go get the keys from Ludmilla? Thank you.
Patric Chan says: (I'm guilty) Oh - so it was you stole the keys, then? Well give them back - now.
ListJoe.com says: Does It Get Any Better Than This?? Yes, Lots. Especially when you're not handcuffed to the bed like this.
Support says: Sandman Let her hold your hand and force you to make money! She's done more than hold my hand - she's cuffed it to the **** bedpost.
Maria Gudelis says: Zoiks, Did You Get Locked Out of My Webinar? No - I got locked into my bedroom. Was it good?
Brian McElroy says: Sandman, are you coming to this? At present, that's a negative. LUUUDMILLLAAAA!
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, I'm a bit embarrassed to admit.... You've lost the key, haven't you? Go on - admit it.
Rick Davies says: Hey, how goes it? It go not very well right now.
Daniel Levis says: Oops, bad link, fixed now, please try again ... You mean the handcuff chain was busted all this time? And you just fixed it? Oh, maaaan …
Paul Klein says: Did You Grab Your Free Report Sandman? No. If you just take a closer look, you'll notice that grabbing anything is out of the question right now.
Philip J. Mutrie says: Get this... A hacksaw? *Now* you're talking …
Rodger says: This paid Home Study Course is FREE! Here's your link! "A Beginner's Guide To Escapology"? How thoughtful. Would you mind turning the pages for me? Thanks awfully.
Jeff Dedrick says: Did you see Steve's video? No, but it sounds like Ludmilla and the girls are watching it for the fourth time in a row.
Earl Netwal says: You'll want to see this video Sandman... See it? I starred in it! Would you mind turning to the next page, please?
Steve & Kerry Beck says: Are you ready? Yup. Now, if I can just hold onto the hacksaw like this …
Jim Katsoulis says: wanna BETA test my new Addictive Health Program? Not right now, thanks - I've got a bit of sawing to finish off.
Ben Brooks says: Sandman, did you see this yet? You bet - an excellent video. Just thinking about the title gives me goosebumps.
Keith Wellman says: This gives me goosebumps... What, "Handcuffs from Hell"? Yeah, me too.
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