The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Take your accountant out and shoot it

Michael Senoff says: Ask . . . And the Sandman replies: … and the waiter will still ignore you
Annabelle Rosas says: One watch is good, but a couple of them are better. And the Sandman replies: One on each wrist, presumably. So that's why I wear three.
Jeremy Gislason - ElistSecrets.com says: I never expected this Sandman .... And the Sandman replies: What - finding a third watch?
Affiliate X Factor - The Truth says: Sandman, Why did Paul said this about me? Because he hates you. Next question, please.
** Tellman ** says: let me know if you like it Oh, I like it. I like it. Always have done. Always will.
Alex Jeffreys says: The S**T just hit the fan --> leaked video? Ugh - messy.
Alex Jeffreys says: how did this ever get leaked? Someone hurled it at the fan.
ListJoe.com says: What you do in March will change your life! Nah - it changed it last July.
Your Self-Image Within says: YSIB Within Can You Be In This Moment With Joy? No, but I could be in Joy at this moment - if she wasn't in the bathroom.
flwong says: Hi Sandman, Solve The Article Duplication Problem... How? How? How? How? How? How? How?
Manifesting Secrets says: How to LUCID DREAM & Program your Night Time Experience! I'm too busy at night to dream, but thanks anyway.
=== Gary Vurnum === says: Seems I've upset some people over this! That's good... Pity they're all armed, though.
Randy Koehler says: Sandman, ...how an ex-vicar... made $300,000 online at his first attempt... Blackmail? Such an ugly word. But so effective.
Ryan Deiss says: Mike Tyson vs. Pee Wee Herman? My money's on Herman - he's heavily armed and very, very angry.
alex jeffreys says: Insider Information Inside And outsider info outside, no?
The Healing Codes says: Have you "SOLD _______"?! Out? Absolutely. Long, long ago.
Mike Filsaime says: do you know what gets a 90% open rate? (it's not email) Haven't we done the legs gag already?
FireballNews.com says: did you follow-up? No. I followed through. Excuse me while I change my boxers.
Steve Iser says: Sandman... will it be banned today? I hope not - we haven't quite finished doing it yet.
Alex Loh says: Sandman, it doesn't get easier than this!!! Ah, Long Island Iced Tea and Vaseline. You're right - it doesn't get any easier, does it?
Steve Slaunwhite [For Copywriters Only] says: Do you really need to do it all? No - I get some of it done for me, but the more I do, the more I'm in control
John Assaraf says: Do you want to earn $1,000,000 or more a year? You mean I don't already? Someone shoot my accountant!
Craig Garber says: prospects won't listen when you say this Yeah, but you should see what I do to get their attention back again.
Geoff Dodd says: Sandman, Thank you ... It's a pleasure. Leave the cash on the bedside table on the way out, willya?
John Assaraf says: Oops, let try this again...Do you want to earn $1,000,000 or more a year? Too late - I've got a new accountant and you owe me for the ammo.
Paul Klein says: Do You Know Where You Stand? (Fr.e.e Video) On my feet, usually.
Chris Vendilli says: BOOM SHAK A LAKA Indeed. Next!
Microsoft says: Exploring Windows: Get more out of Windows I got out of a Window once. Spent 3 weeks in hospital afterwards. It was on the fifth floor.
Bob The Teacher says: what's next? Dunno. Missed it the first time.
Kristen says: Sandman I challenge you... OK, but I choose the weapons. And it's … wombats. At dawn. Hey - come back here!
MR. JERRY NTAI says: PLEASE TREAT AS URGENT. I did - I tossed it as fast as I possibly could. Next!
ListJoe.com says: Fat lost 4 idiots Careless of Fat, wasn't it?
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