The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

What a few simple clicks can do

 
Paul Klein says: Is it cold where you are? And the Sandman replies: No, it's very warm here in this beach hut. Just the way me and my Perfect Russian Wives like it.
Lance Tamashiro says: you left money on the table And the Sandman replies: Yes. For those of us who don't go to restaurants that often, it's called a tip.
Dr. Rick Barrett says: Do I Smell Like Smoke? And the Sandman replies: No, but I'm not going to tell you what you do smell like.
S. Kumar says: Super-Quick Flash Maker. Open Open raincoat. Flash. Easy.
Paul Klein says: Sandman Do you do what Gurus Do or Teach? Oh, I teach. Sometimes I do what gurus teach, but only when the Immodium wears off.
** Tellman ** says: FW: Great pictures~ Thank you. I like the one with me draping it over my shoulder best.
Todd says: Are You Up? Indeed I am. Isn't Cialis wonderful?
Tom theToolman says: * Tell me Sandman, what sells better than ebooks? You really want me to answer? How long have you got?
Peter Dobler says: Sandman, You're Being Tracked... Yeah, it's that implant I got a long time ago.
ListJoe.com says: Get Rich Over Night NO NEED TO WAIT GOR FOR IT NOW!!!! I'm goring, I'm goring!
Steven J. & Chad Michaels says: will be down in 24 hours! Here - have another Cialis. I've got heaps.
Huey Lee says: Sandman, what happens in Vegas... (you know) I do? I don't think so. Damn, I must've had a *real* good time there!
Adam Khoo says: Sandman, Do Something That Scares You Everyday! I do. It's called getting out of bed.
Traffic University says: *****I apologize about this It's OK - I've got another Ming vase in the other bathroom.
Paul Klein says: Jeremy was a total loser… but now… … he's a complete and utter loser?
** Dylan Loh ** says: your Sunday paycheck has arrived! Cool! Except it won't get delivered until Monday.
ListJoe.com says: LOOK: That Man has No Pants – It’s a Man with his Pants around his ankles! He does too have pants - they're around his ankles.
ApplyHypnosis.com says: (negative thinking is exciting!) Does that mean exciting thinking is negative?
Lance Tamashiro says: [free training] I am going to share my secret weapons live I'd hide them if I were you. Remember Saddam.
Steve G. Jones says: Sandman, Are you the best you can be? Oh, better than that. Much better.
Travis@BumMarketingMethod.com says: AWESOME! Isn't it? Now let me put it away before I frighten everyone else in this restaurant.
~~> Thomas Shay - IM Organizer says: ~~> A few simple clicks is all it took And look - Thomas is now Thomasina!
Martha Richardson says: I've Never Seen This Done... (Before Now!) I have. It brought tears to my eyes.
Michael Ambrosio says: Come And Get It! Yay! Dinner's ready! At last!
Mind Power News says: How to Talk to Your Future Self Shout forward in time?
** Max Lund says: Sandman, You'll like this... I'm sure I will. There isn't a cactus involved, is there?
Ric Thompson says: Sandman, you don't have to make the same mistake - ever... Oh, I don't know. Some mistakes can be a lot of fun
Bonnie Hazlett says: Go where the money is.... What? Spend my weekends in a bank vault? No way!
Paul Klein says: Are You Coming To This? Yes. As long as there's no cacti involved.
Robert & Susan Irwin says: Games For Christian Married Couples Special Offer Ah, monopoly. Can't beat it!
Mike Filsaime says: these guys are NOT playing games... You mean … monopoly isn't an option?
Stephanie Mulac says: I bet you've never heard this before... Yes I have. Play it again, Sam.
Todd says: 1 Day, 8 Hours, and 55 minutes.. … until tomorrow suppertime!
* How To Double Your Business says: a little math can make you more money... Yeah. If you put your price up by x% your income goes up by that much. I think.
Ryan Deiss says: Last chance fancy pants… Nah - they're just Levi's. With patches.
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