The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Teenage spots and medical help

=== Gary Vurnum === says: The single word that holds you back... And the Sandman replies: Sit? Stay? No? STOP! Dunno. Give up. What is it?
Bouchaert Ramsy says: Romantic Temperament -- What is itt? And the Sandman replies: ITT? International Telephone and Telegraph. Hardly romantic, I'd have thought.
Bryant Cline says: Your internet access is going to get suspended And the Sandman replies: Oh, dearie me. Never mind. Now go away.
Chaney Weiner-www.WealthMasterySuccess.com says: Sandman, how much of your past can you release? Not as much as I should, I expect.
Ed Hopper says: When you'll be able to answer her desires? Tuesday. 7:30 to 9:00. Next!
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greetingcard.org says: You've received a greeting ecard Over there, on the bonfire with the rest of 'em, thanks.
greetingcard.org says: You've received a greeting ecard Over there, on the bonfire with the rest of 'em, thanks.
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Hey - that's *our* email address! RE: MedHelp 884652895 Yes? What about it? Oh, that was the DIY appendectomy. How did it go, anyway?
JHK says: Seduce & Sleep With A Hot, Sexy Stripper Tonight Who wants to *sleep*? I have better things in mind.
Lauren Mitchell says: RE: Sandman, Let Me Help You With This You'll still need both hands.
ListJoe.com says: Freedom to be YOU No - I'd like to be Claudia Schiffer. Just for one day.
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ListJoe.com says: Who gives a damn... Frankly, not me.
ListJoe.com says: Even My Grandma said WOW! Yup - she ain't seen a pecker like that since 1927.
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MyLife (Reunion.com) says: Have You Been Spotted, Sandman? Yes. During my teenage years. It was horrible.
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