The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

How to look young ... how to look younger.

~Lose-Weight Organically~ says: Enjoy Your Sample! And the Sandman replies: My WHAT? OMG - I thought it was cloudy lemonade!
Confused.com says: Fancy a stress-free family holiday? Then read on And the Sandman replies: No such thing. Next!
Danial Ladner says: Diplomas for everybody. And the Sandman replies: Who-hoo! We can ALL deliver pizzas now!
Dave Walters says: I am very interesting you Aren't you just. Now go away.
ListJoe.com says: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Come on, don't be evasive - your point is … ?
ListJoe.com says: Catch the next Big Internet winner Skin it. Eat it. Film it. Tweet it.
ListJoe.com says: Even My Grandma said WOW So did somebody else's last week. Is it catching, or something? And was it the same pecker?
ListJoe.com says: Have you ever lost money on the internet ? No, but there's a pile of spare change that fell behind my computer a while back.
ListJoe.com says: I finally found my NICHE Told you - it was under the broccoli, with everything else.
ListJoe.com says: I Need To Ask You Something... Go ahead. Or follow me on Twitter. (Toilet break tweet coming up soon.)
ListJoe.com says: Sandman Your Money Worries Are Over... I don't worry about money. Should I?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, You Need To See This... No I don't. It's been on TV often enough, and I don't want to see it again.
ListJoe.com says: This Gold Mine Is Still a Secret! Really? Then why are you telling us all about it?
ListJoe.com says: Tony Tezak Did What? Puked on Frank, I think. Or did Frank puke on him?
ListJoe.com says: Use it... or Lose it..! Oh, I use it. I use it.
Secrets To Flat Abs says: Here's how you can look 10 years younger... Tell everybody you're 20 years older than you actually are.
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