Be careful what you promise

Paul Klein says:	Sandman, So easy a six year old child can do this!	And the Sandman replies: Yeah - anyone can pee into a Coke can.
Rectenwald says:	een po	And the Sandman replies: But of course. Next!
wFCrumabovementioned@gmail.com says:	Vital for wang's stiffness	And the Sandman replies: What - een po? I'll take your word for it.
Howie Schwartz - Traffic says:	URGENT - need a few students...	Yeah - I like'em young, too. But you gotta find your own, OK?
Emmanuel says:	Did the law of attraction bring me to Jamaica?	Possibly. But if you look closely, the ticket did say Nassau.
Cory Andrews says:	UK position number 3936	Ah, the old Stiff Upper Lip position. Not for bubblegum chewers.
Mike Geary says:	Which is best: cows milk, soymilk, rice milk, almond milk?	In Long Island Iced Tea? You must be joking.
Mrs Gloria Caldwell says:	Urgently get back to me my beloved in Christ	Only when hell freezes over,my darling. And that's a promise.
Jules Gregory says:	This is it then, Sandman. Thanks again...	It *was* fun while it lasted, though, wasn't it?
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman Farming in New Zealand Sucks. Did you know this?	No, I didn't. Thanks for the heads up.
Rick Macaulay says:	Here's the answer to the most asked question this week Sandman	Does farming in NZ suck? Apparently so.
Ron says:	I selected you. Are you ready?	Have been for days. Shall we get started? OK then - and put that cactus down.
David Railey says:	Know How You Can Make Money With Scripts?	Dunno. How did Shakespeare do it?
Clayton Makepeace says:	Broccoli and Brussels Sprouts	Open a window, somebody.
Valerie Dawson says:	Can I ask you something?	Please do. Is it about broccoli farming in New Zealand, by any chance?
Steve D'Agostino says:	Whoever thought awesomeness could smell so funny?	It's the broccoli and brussels sprouts.
Frank Kern says:	HELL HAS OFFICIALLY FROZEN OVER ;-)	OhmyGod - now I've gotta go deal with Mrs Gloria Caldwell!
DR MIKE IRAGBOR says:	letter from dr mike iragbor.	Good heavens - so it is!
ListJoe.com says:	What do wealthy people do?	The same as what poor people do. Only better.
Bill Harris says:	Daddy, is tomorrow Saturday?	Uh, no. It'll be Thursday And please - don't call me Daddy, not in front of these people, OK?
Odessa Laird says:	En'joy giving plea'sure for' women- for Christmas!	And Season's Greetings to you, too - every season this year!
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