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Sat 02/01 says:
Warren Whitlock says:	My 2010 Success Formula...	And the Sandman replies: Don't fail - all year.
Steve G. Jones says:	Sandman, About your astrological sign...	And the Sandman replies: Oh, I changed that *yonks* ago! I used to be HarleyDavidson, the sign of the Motorcycle. Now it's MasseyFerguson, the sign of the Tractor
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman Secret Orgasm Tips Explained!	And the Sandman replies: Come quietly. Very, very quietly. Secret enough for ya?
Billyjoe says:	Want bed hotness?	Indubitably.
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman How To Make Sure She Never FAKES And Orgasm With You	But she's a professional art forger! And orgasms with me every single time!
Intuition Zone says:	Unlock Your Intuition Free Report	But my intuition-free report was never locked!
Ryan Bessling says:	Thanks Sandman, Here is Your VIP Download Link!	Cool! Now, which VIP should I download?
Lee McIntyre says:	Five steps to EXPLODE your business Sandman... (IT WORKS)	Something to do with hooking up a detonator, maybe?
Paul Klein says:	Have You Gotten Started Yet, Sandman?	That's not something I'm usually asked these days. It tends to be obvious.
Steve D'Agostino says:	The guide You Can’t afford to Miss, Sandman!	Or the Boy Scout on top of her?
Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com says:	Money Now 30% Off!	That's nice. Think I'll buy me a handful or two.
Steven J. & Chad Michaels says:	re: whoops! Sorry about that...	That's OK. Happens all the time. Here's a tissue.
Wealth Beyond Reason says:	Please read before you get sidetracked with "real life"...	Too late! Real Life got here first!
Paul Klein says:	Why Resolutions Fail... and What You Can Do About It	Stop making them!
ListJoe.com says:	BRATINELLA and ME	A dreadful disease. I hope you recover soon.
Robert Ringer says:	Only one day left ...	But the year's only just started!
Steve G. Jones says:	Explode Your Confidence Beyond Belief	Swallow a stick of dynamite
George Pluss says:	Sandman, why you're not rich...	Depends on what you call "rich", doesn't it?
Paul Klein says:	What's Going On With Liz?	Erm, I think she's either having a breakdown or a baby. Why?
- Andy Duncan - says:	bending time...	Not round *there* it's not - soap gets dropped, soap stays on the ground.
Clayton Makepeace says:	The Week in Review	Monday … Tuesday … Wednesday … so far, so good.
Steve G. Jones says:	Enhance your brain power...	Do mental pushups
Shawn Casey says:	You want proof? Here it is...	A hundred proof? Go on then, pour me a bucket.
Paul Klein says:	This could embarrass you…	Yeah, but *this* could embarrass *you* more
Jim Katsoulis says:	you are 90 minutes away from a new life...	A short drive. A new home. A new family. Yup - that'd be a new life.
7 Steps Report - Kathe & Denise says:	3 Techniques to Connect With Your Readers, Sandman	But we can't show any of the diagrams - this is a family blog.
Harris Fellman says:	Skin 'em if ya got 'em	Wombats? Nope - none round here.
Dr. Jeanette Cates says:	What does 2010 hold for you?	Oh, 365 days, same amount of nights. The usual.
Mike and Fabio says:	Want to add thousands to your tax REFUND?	What refund? I haven't paid any tax for … er … oops!
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	Last Day For Rain Sale	Rain sale? Me, I just step outside the ol'beach hut and get it free!
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