The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Rat souffle

 
ListJoe.com says: Secret of Gas pump 22 And the Sandman replies: It's full of cognac!
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, ~~~~REALISTICALLY, YOU HAVE ONE CHOICE…YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT CHANGE~~~~ And the Sandman replies: I do. Sometimes it points up. Sometimes it hangs down. So realistically, I've got two choices.
Jullieanne Matheson says: Sandman, Maryanne Myers gives you signups! New Mailer Launched... And the Sandman replies: That's not all she gave me. I'll have to talk to her about that when I see her.
 
ListJoe.com says: *****With God Even MLM is Possible***** Yes, but what would He be marketing?
Neale Donald Walsch says: I Believe God Wants You to Know … What kind of MLM He's involved with?
 
Magic Money News says: Sandman, 3 Steps to Easily Attract More of What You Want Ask for another cheeseburger? Offer money? Beg?
Ray La Foy says: This Will Have a Major Impact for You - It did for me Yes, sledgehammers tend to have that effect, don’t they?
Paul Klein says: Try This - IT WORKS Indeed it does. Slippery little devil, isn't it?
Robert Ringer says: The most effective way to increase your income ... Make more money. Simple.
jlscott@i-cop.org says: iCop's OBTJ - How to Get Out of a Sewer Give up your political career.
Belief Equals Possibility says: Sandman, possibly your once in a lifetime chance to ask OK - can we do the one with the flamingo, the lawnmower and the cream cheese again, please?
Wellington Tan - Attracting-Prosperity.com says: Sandman, On The Path or lost... Oh, lost. Lost. But on the bright side, I'm on the road less travelled. Flowers smell nice here, too.
Your Self-Image Within says: YSIB WITHIN Fresh Starts Are Delicious And so are Danish pastries. I know which I prefer.
Micheal and Yvonne says: they do it FOR you! Cool! Send'em round!
ListJoe.com says: Can You Absolutely. And frequently, too.
Ian del Carmen says: => PLEASE Unsubscribe! Sorry - I thought I'd done that already.
Paul Forcey - Comment Hut Team says: Elizaebth overslept Never mind. It's probably better that way.
Yaro Starak says: What Andre Agassi can teach you about being a better person How to beat hell out of my tennis opponents, for a start.
Jeff Paul says: Do we have your correct address? No. That's why your message didn't arrive here.
Gabriel Aguinaga says: [News for 1-4-2010] is this perfect for you, too? No, but the earth definitely moved.
Codrut Turcanu says: Is you affiliate marketing stuck too? Stuck too what, I'd like to know.
David Railey says: Still Thinkin About Your Own Membership Site? Nah - I'm remembering an episode aboard a boat on Lake Tahoe now. Much more fun.
The Messenger Network says: Are you moving to the next level? No, I'm going to stay on this floor, even if the view *is* better from up there.
Harlan Kilstein says: Rats. I Have To Eat My Words Words. Now you have to eat your rats, too. I'd suggest the souffle route, myself.
Matt Trainer says: I hate Google Well, leave it on the side of your plate, then.
Dr. Robert Anthony says: Sandman Random act of kindness... For me? Why, thank you!
StomperNet says: if you only attend one webinar... … Then I won't be going to any others, will I?
Steve D'Agostino says: could this be possible? Only with weights tied to the end. For many, many years.
ApplyHypnosis.com says: I lost my mind!?!? No you haven't - it's over there!
ListJoe.com says: Our Team is Like a Great Bra You travel in pairs, then? Or you're just a couple of tits?
Internet Marketing Center says: Are you STILL struggling with this, Sandman? No - I've managed to hoick it up and over my shoulder.
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