The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Prevent bears - brush your teeth regularly

 
Affiliate Classroom says: Hey - 2 hours OK? And the Sandman replies: Greedy. For you, it's 45 minutes or nothing. That's all.
ListJoe.com says: You May Not Sleep Tonight After Seeing This And the Sandman replies: Who says I sleep at night anyway?
ListJoe.com says: A Revolution has come for you... And the Sandman replies: It can go away again. I've been up against the wall before and I didn't like it.
Keith Wellman says: Use blue paint in box 16... Bugger. I'd used purple. That explains everything.
Abhishek Agarwal says: Can Eating An Apple Make You Rich???? Only if you do it naked on YouTube
John Yeo says: I have a nice surprise for you today Sandman You're eating an apple … naked? On YouTube?
Paul Klein says: Sandman, he's opened a whole can o' worms Apples taste nicer.
Daniel Levis says: For Mature Audiences Only... Pig Wrestling!
The 24KaratMarketer eZine says: Never wrestle with a Pig Ah, poo - and I'm so mature!
Ben Settle says: Is Obama A Good Salesman? Dunno - never bought anything off him.
Robert Ringer says: WHERE TO STASH YOUR CASH ... LEGALLY! The usual locker at Grand Central, of course.
Think Rich Be Rich says: The One Command That Can Change Your Life STOP!!!
Underground Health Reporter says: How to Prevent the No. 1 Cause of Death Stay alive?
Glen Hopkins says: I have a cavity... It could have been worse - it could have been a bear.
Heather Step says: I Found Another Bear! You should have brushed your teeth more.
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