It's a pirate thing

Jeff Johnson says:	drinks are on me	And the Sandman replies: Oops - sorry about that. Here's a towel. I'll get us another bucket of Iced Tea, shall I?
John Thornhill says:	[Final Call] You Only Have a Few Hours Left Sandman	And the Sandman replies: Really? That fortune teller said I had a long life ahead of me. I want my money back.
List Bandit says:	[LB] Do you have 15 minutes?	And the Sandman replies: I'm not really sure any more. Ask that fortune teller.
Michael Conquest says:	Sandman, You Are Not Going To Believe This...	You're right. I don't. Not with *that* cactus. Not up *there* - that's impossible!
Patric Chan says:	I could hide this advantage from you	And I could hide mine from *you*. But then neither of us would have any fun, would we?
List Bandit says:	[LB] For WOMEN only	But why go through life with one hand tied behind your back?
Justin Michie says:	Sandman - They can't stop talking about this...	Tying one hand behind your back?
Albert Hallado says:	I’m Coming Back Very Soon	I'm so sorry - I hadn't realised you'd gone away.
Keith Wellman says:	holy cow!	That'd make for an interesting new Pope.
Robert Ringer says:	Standing on the shoulders of giants ...	… makes it easier to pee in their ears.
Matt Clarkson says:	Everyone Has It, But Few Use It ...	And that's why mine's so popular.
* How To Double Your Business says:	it's better to sweat in training than to bleed in battle...	Cool philosophy. But better than both is settling down on the beach with a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea and several Perfect Russian wives figuring out ways of being nice to you.
Matt Bacak says:	...recent rumors	Not a word of truth in them. Anyway, it was a Doberman, not a sheepdog. And melon balls - not icecubes.
Elsa Matos says:	Ahoy! My new address	Why, shiver me timbers. She be livin on a pirate ship. Open fire!!!
Paul Klein says:	Why Would They Say That?	Because it's a pirate thing. You wouldn't understand.
Eric Rockefeller says:	This is NOT Blackhat...	And this is not a pirate's hat. Now go buckle some swashes, willya?
Ken Reno says:	Why are people so disappointed in this guy?	Well, you know why the Ford Pinto failed as a car? Try thinking Spanish.
Stanley Robbins says:	Sandman, Were You Able To ...	Most of the time, yes.
** Tellman ** says:	do you remember?	I try not to. Another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea over here, please.
* Justin Blake * says:	... How *Aliens* can make you rich.	They's not aliens - they's pirates! And they's got treasure! Up'n'at'em, me hearties!
Bradley Thompson says:	RE: Sandman, the most common question is...	And the most common answer is … Maybe.
Craig Garber says:	why people buy and how to prove it	Check for receipts?
Michael Senoff says:	Drop Dead Ugly . . .	Yeah, but hey - you don't check out the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire, eh?
Earl Netwal says:	Sandman, Do you need help with the basics?	No, but there's a few sophisticated tweaks I could do with a hand with, if that's OK with you.
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