What not do do at interviews

Dan Robey says:	Is your resolution to lose ________ ?	And the Sandman replies: Not at the roulette table, it's not.
ListJoe.com says:	Can You Imagine Saving 40% on Groceries and Earning Big Bucks Too!	And the Sandman replies: Yes. It's easy. Buy less groceries.
ListJoe.com says:	See How we can Change your Life in Just 23 Minutes...That's a Guarantee	And the Sandman replies: Sounds like a very slow amputation. I'll pass, thanks.
Mike Antoni says:	Caught us totally by surprise....	Surprises usually do.
ListJoe.com says:	Get Gas At 1/2 Price	Only fill your gastank halfway full.
**Getting Started Online Fast** says:	This is REALLY cool!	Isn't it. Those tats must've hurt, though.
Peter Dobler says:	Sandman, A Picture is Worth ___?	Depends on what it's a picture of.
Reed Floren says:	are you still up?	Yes. Now go away. I have a Perfect Russian Wife to attend to.
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman Here's How To Make Anyone Fall Madly In Love With You	Just be my usual charming self, of course.
ListJoe.com says:	Historic, earth-shattering, smashing, rocking, astounding, record-shattering, fantabulous...	My usual charming self? You got it!
Early To Rise says:	ETR: The Little Bang Success Technique	Little? Little? My bangs are BIG!
ListJoe.com says:	FREE PETROL AND DIESEL	How nice. Send over a tanker full.
Rick Macaulay says:	Sandman, here's how to Explode your traffic for free!	Throw free petrol and diesel over them … add lit match?
Chuck Abbott says:	stop being a chicken	OK. I've got other things to do with my time, anyway
Support says:	41 Beta Tester Positions Remaining!	Is the flying camel still available, please?
Yaro Starak says:	10 deadly business mistakes you should avoid	1) Asking whether the flying camel is still available …
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, a problem you should actually try to attract in your business.	People dropping money all over the floor? I can live with that.
Ian del Carmen says:	Re: => PLEASE Unsubscribe!	I'm so sorry. I really thought I'd done that already.
Steve G. Jones says:	Meet The Person of Your Dreams	I do - every time I look into the mirror.
Paul Klein says:	How Could They Have Made This Better? (Must See!)	Pouring maple syrup all over it, for a start.
Stuart Lichtman says:	Have you ever bumped into your very own glass ceiling?	No, but I've got bruises from where I tried to kiss my mirror.
[Easy Offline Riches] says:	Are You Ready for NOON Sandman?	No - I try and wake up between 12:30 and 2pm.
Phyllis Meeks says:	You have 57713811560994 now.	Damn. Then I've lost 26512 of them since this morning.
Jeff M. says:	Sandman ON a BOAT	Oh, I like that rocking motion, I like it a lot.
Mike Antoni says:	what if it happened to you Sandman?	Then I'd have to clean myself off fast, before the plaster sets hard.
Steve G. Jones says:	Sandman, Are you the best you can be?	Yes. Next!
Chaney Weiner-www.WealthMasterySuccess.com says:	Sandman, we can help	Excellent. Hold this. And you hold that. I'll be back very soon.
Claudia - Vision Defense says:	Sandman, live and love more fully... PROMO Ends Jan.10	What? No stress? No guilt? No divorce? Excellent!
Bill Glazer says:	Stress. Guilt. Divorce.	Uh-oh …
Ron says:	Have You Got ClickBank?	Not any more. I have a very good doctor.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman. Have I got a SURPRISE for you	I don't know. Surprise me.
Heather Picken - www.bodyofloveforwomen.com says:	Sandman, We can help	Oh, good. The plaster's starting to set.
Dave Offen says:	Did you get this OK last night?	No, but you should see what I did get last night. Phew!
Patric Chan says:	You decide now...	OK. Yes. No - wait! No! No! Yes! I don't know! Maybe!
Henk and Nicholas says:	Sandman, what do you REALLY want?	I'm happy with my Perfect Russian Wives and regular buckets of Long Island Iced Tea, thanks.
Stephanie Mulac says:	I'm sorry, Sandman...	It's OK. I'll have it hoovered out when it dries up.
Chris Vendilli says:	Egg Nog, Sauerkraut, & Resolutions	Resolution 1: Open a window - quick!
Patric Chan says:	How long you still want to test on your own?	On my own? I have Perfect Russian Wives to test with, thanks!
Karen Walker says:	Sandman, The Real Cause Of Stress - It Isn't What You Think	It's … it's … it's not enough Long Island Iced Tea!
Corey Lewis says:	... just got word?	And what's the word?
ListJoe.com says:	Everybody Knows	I don't. So what's the word, already?
Gary Baker says:	How To Turn 5 Into 150 Quickly!	Put a one in front of it, and a zero afterwards.
ListJoe.com says:	Money autoshipped to your door!	I'll take two crates full, thanks.
Paul Klein says:	Want To Clone Yourself?	What a great idea. That'll keep my Perfect Russian Wives even happier,
Jeff Paul says:	just got word	OK - OK - so what's the word, already?
BNET says:	Seven Ways to Flunk a Job Interview	1) Arrive late. 2) Arrive naked. 3) Bring a friend. 4) Make sure your friend's naked. 5) Enjoy each other. 6) Don't invite the interviewer to join in. 7) Invite the assistant instead.
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WebmasterFree says:	Keep All Your Important Dates Organized	I tend to keep them in consecutive order. Helps me find them.
Jason Moffatt says:	Crazy road life...	… gets flattened under truck tyres, usually.
Andrew Cocks says:	just got word...	Oh, for heaven's sake. Just tell me what the word is, OK?
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