Prints or pints?

Jeff Dedrick says:	WATCH this video (it's going down fast)	And the Sandman replies: And so is the star. Great video.
Ron says:	Can I get your opinion on this product?	And the Sandman replies: If I can't eat, drink, spend or fuck it, then it gets the thumbs down.
John Carlton says:	Need a private consultation with us?	And the Sandman replies: Probably - my other therapists are a waste of time.
ListJoe.com says:	***Do you think it’s all just a big scam?***	What? Life? Of *course* it is! But you might as well enjoy it anyway.
ListJoe.com says:	Want a Piece Of The Action?	No - I want *all* of it.
Debra Thompson says:	Sandman, time to think or sink...	That's fine - I've got my wetsuit and tank on already.
Claudia - Vision Defense says:	Sandman: How Computers Damage your Vision	Usually when you bang you head against the screen in frustration.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	Can You Control Your Own Mind? Nope	Uh … how did you *know*?
Miracle Mind says:	How to Change Anything in an Instant!	I find a sledgehammer's quite effective
Todd [Spontent] says:	Some clarification...	It's not exactly good things coming to those who wait?
Ben Settle says:	Bad Things Come To Those Who Wait	Hm. Thought so.
John Delavera says:	How to pay part of your loan TODAY (not tomorrow)	Write a check for two bucks. Mail it in.
Steve Harrison says:	How to write your book in a weekend	Make it a short one.
Ultimate Swing Trader says:	Can you give me 6 minutes, 15 seconds?	No - my minimum's fifteen minutes. Sorry.
ListJoe.com says:	Let us advertise for you	Please do. Now remove your t-shirt and write the following on your left breast …
Steve Slaunwhite [For Copywriters Only] says:	3 ways to double your writing speed	Smaller letters? Shorter words? And … er …
Gabor Olah says:	ready to rock'n'roll? :-)	Always. Except when I feel like a little nap.
Ian del Carmen says:	Sandman is a Lazy Bird! :)	Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Steve G. Jones says:	Sandman, Do you want more energy?	That would help. A bit.
Shannon Heard says:	Get the perfect gift for Christmas	I believe I already did. But thanks anyway.
Ron says:	Really BAD NEWS (I'm not kidding)	And you really think I'm going to open up your email? Think again.
ListJoe.com says:	Give someone an AWESOME day!!	Oh, but I do. Every day.
Jack Humphrey says:	Sandman, it happens tonight!	And every night, too.
Rob Benwell says:	Sandman, I'm SHOCKED At You!	What - once a day *and* once a night? What's wrong with that?
Gabor Olah says:	It's time...	Is it day or night?
Traffic University says:	*****Crazy Night!	It's night, then. Definitely night.
FreebieGB says:	Sandman, 40 Free Prints Just For Joining!	That's five gallons! Oh … prints.. Sorry.
Micheal and Yvonne says:	reading your mind...	Tell me what you find there.
Lance Tamashiro says:	about your leak	Oh, wow - it's gone all over the wall. You shouldn't have tapped me on the shoulder like that. Not until I'd finished.
Harris Fellman says:	Did you catch this?	No, I had the shots. But thanks anyway.
List Bandit says:	pregnant women and new cars for everyone! (brain hack)	All my Perfect Russian Wives? Pregnant? Uh-oh …
Michael Cheney says:	cripes it's been a long time	Must've been. Never seen that happen so fast before. Here, have a tissue.
Todd&Bob(Newbie Help) says:	JEDI MIND TRICKS (google doesnt want u to know about)	Use the force, Yahoo …
Mind Movies Team says:	RE: I find this absolutely disgusting!	You might. I think it's cool.
- Michelle & Warren - says:	Sandman ... What instructions are you giving to your own body?	In. Out. In. Out. Repeat as necessary. Enjoy!
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