The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Better than sex?

Alisa says: Find a perfect Russian wife. And the Sandman replies: Got several already, thanks. Always room for more, though.
Bob Kimball says: Numbers 7 and 8, Sandman... And the Sandman replies: Svetlana and Valentina? What about them?
List Bandit says: [LB] Better than sex !! No such thing. Go away.
List Bandit says: can you join me at 11pm ... TONIGHT?!? For something better than sex? Now you've got me curious. Well, OK then. You talked me into it.
ListJoe.com says: TIRED OF MISLEADING SUBJECT LINES 503 575 9079 Heavens no - sometimes they're the only things that keep me sane round here.
ListJoe.com says: JPE Team is on Fire...Lock in Your Position Now My position would be outside on the fire escape. Next!
ListJoe.com says: Socks Hell .. This’ll Blow your Feet Off! Now I'm definitely not going to mucronate in bed any more.
Monster Saved Searches says: Saved search results - 04/07/2009 Socks. Feet. Someone's been searching down at the end of the bed.
Phyllis Ylqda says: Let's go here tomorrow I wouldn't if I were you - there's feet and socks all over the place.
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