Boom boom - out go the lights

Richard Clarke says:	Apology Due Sandman	And the Sandman replies: Long overdue, actually. I can't seem to get the stain out of my carpet.
Frank Kern says:	Check it out	And the Sandman replies: Seen better. Seen bigger. So put it away, OK?
Mind Movies Team says:	Oops...Sorry...	And the Sandman replies: It's OK - the carpet's already ruined.
Amy Twain says:	Let It Out	Last time I did that I got arrested.
Charles Ryder says:	I made this for you	Gee, thank you. It'll go nicely with the homosexual my mother made me … just leave it next to him there on the mantlepiece.
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Earl Netwal says:	Sandman, Do you know the Secret?	Yes. And I'm not telling anybody - not even you
Paul Klein says:	Can You Tell Me Your USP?	I would, but it's a secret I'm not telling anybody
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Matt Clarkson says:	Did you get it?	Last night? Or this morning? Or both? In which case, yes.
Joe Vitale says:	What is Beyond Money?	Cheques? Credit cards? Dunno - you tell me.
Traffic Generation Club says:	You don't have to be a graduate from MIT or Harvard!	That's good. Because I'm not.
Dr. Jeanette Cates says:	The Lights Went Out!	And nine months later …look who's arrived!
Neale Donald Walsch says:	Awakening the World to Oneness!	Well, that's what happens when the lights go out, isn't it?
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Steve G. Jones says:	Do you fear social situations?	Depends on how social, who with … and whether there's a cactus involved.
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Sean Storey says:	Is this what you've been waiting for Sandman?	Er, no. It's nice, but not for me, thanks
Martha Richardson says:	Do You Really Need To Pay For....	Not any more. Not with so many Perfect Russian Wives to choose from every night.
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Paul Klein says:	Ben's Up To His Old Tricks, Sandman...	Well throw a bucket of cold water all over him, then.
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