The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

The joy of dating websites

 
Paul Klein says: Did You Miss Out On This Sandman? And the Sandman replies: Yup. I swore I wouldn't, but …
Sterling Valentine says: I swore I wouldn't do this, but... And the Sandman replies: Oh - so you missed out on it too?
Stanley Robbins says: Sandman, Something Big is Coming Jan.16th And the Sandman replies: King Kong? Thanks - I'll remember my umbrella.
Jeff Johnson says: must have SEO software Must you? OK.
The Jackal says: SPECIAL Report: Sending email puts cash in Sandman's pocket Receiving email takes cash back out of it again.
**Getting Started Online Fast** says: Lots of great FREE Gifts! It's Christmas again?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Do you Think cash is KING? No. I think kings are descendants of other previous kings. And they're usually people.
* How To Double Your Business says: my wife is a total twit Never mind. Lots of people have that problem.
Jeremy Gislason - ElistSecrets.com says: ...just got word this video is going offline Oh, then I won't be able to watch it, then.
John Schlott says: My Gift To You... I Was Sweating To Get This! Would you mind wiping it off first, then? Thanks.
WebProNews says: Is it OK to Say No to Twitter? You can tell it to fuck off, as far as I'm concerned.
Thomas Herold says: simmo - Turned Down 134 Times - You Won't Believe What Happened Next Don't tell me - TurnDown number 135?
John Schlott says: How selling is really like jiu-jitsu Yeah - hit'em till they buy.
Michael Green says: Sandman, just checking up on how it's going... Oh, pretty good, but the year's still young.
Socrates Socratous says: You've got to SEE this ASAP! Oooh - I've never seen an asap before!
Socrates Socratous says: Did you see this Sandman? No, I saw that one. An amazing asap, even if I do say so myself.
Matt Bacak says: Bye, Bye Kay … 'bye.
Todd says: One Click - and You're "IN" Oh, I do love dating websites.
Mr Albert Alex says: Sandman, Greta Deal for Brand New IM Graphics Package!! But what does Greta deal, I wonder?
Howie Schwartz - Traffic says: VIP bonus 10 niches from Howie Not for me, thanks. Got more than that already. Oh - niches! Sorry, I read that as inches.
Robert Irwin says: For Christian Husbands Only... Ten inches. Each? Ah, the power of prayer.
Mark Vurnum says: MAJOR News ... It's Happend! Congratulations! Boy or girl?
Josh Stewart says: The Phone Call That Made Me Rich! Oh, but blackmail is such an ugly word …
Affiliate X Factor - The Truth says: Sandman 10 days and what have you done? Slept nine times.
* Ali Brown * says: Sandman, this Tuesday: Get Out of Your Box! Then whose box should I get into, then?
Ian del Carmen says: still here??? => PLEASE Unsubscribe! Oh, I've been trying to all year.
Stanley Robbins says: Sandman, January 16th - You Heard About It Right. Yup - it's the day after January 15th, isn't it?
Jason Moffatt says: tomorrow lunch? OK.
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