The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, January 18, 2010

It's difficult in a sports car ... but still fun

 
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Don't Let It Pass By Only 4 Bucks To Do It Period...... And the Sandman replies: Does this happen once a month or something?
ListJoe.com says: It's your turn to get paid, Sandman And the Sandman replies: And about time too. Hand it over, then.
Don Minor.com says: Sandman, You're invited to this Special Event And the Sandman replies: Cool! Should I bring a cactus?
blastermastersag@growbook.h17.ru says: Viagra Soft Flavoured in medshop! Strong today That'll make for an interesting Sundae, then.
ListJoe.com says: The Future so bright......I Gotta wear shades! The present so cold … I gotta wear long johns.
Michael Conquest says: Here's The REAL Reason You're Broke... I have no money? Makes sense.
Frank Kern says: OK, I admit it. Oh, you didn't have to. It was plain for all to see.
On behalf of Liz Thompson says: Sandman, are you willing to settle? What? Here? Nah - I'm happy in my beach house.
Traffic University says: *****Why are we forcing people? Because otherwise they won't do anything.
Tony and Nicki Vee says: Sandman, what does a new life mean for you? Diapers. Lots of them. And sleepless nights. Lots of those, too.
~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says: 1 Big reason they don't buy They don't want any. Simple.
Patric Chan says: Can money buy happiness? Sure!
John Schlott says: Your Customers Don't Trust You!!! That's OK - I don't trust any of them, either.
Gary Glasscock says: In a few days these will be gone forever Oh. No! Another case of Incredible Shrinking Nuts!
Chaney Weiner-www.WealthMasterySuccess.com says: Sandman, how can you tell if this is what you want? Can I eat it? Can I drink it? Will it be really nice to me in lots of different ways? Can I spend it? If yes, then that's how.
Chuck Abbott says: what is your dream Sandman? I don't know - as soon as I wake up it's gone.
Mind Movies Team says: I find this absolutely disgusting! Well, you're doing it wrong, then!
Clate Mask says: Can you do it all? Yes, but some of it I find absolutely disgusting.
Lance Tamashiro says: (personal) I just made this for you And parts of that are pretty disgusting, too.
ListJoe.com says: Yes You Can !!! Yes, but I wouldn't. Not while anyone's watching.
Pat Lovell says: Hey Sandman, Have You Heard? Once, but then I went to a Rush gig, and haven't done since.
Robert Ringer says: Power vs. Force Should be a good match. Pass me that beer and a couple of hotdogs, willya?
Jason Moffatt says: Give It Away Now! (Let's Get It On) But I *always* gave it away when I used to get it on.
Pete Sisco / StaticContraction.com says: What About Needing a Full Range of Motion? Well, it's quite difficult in a cramped little sports car. But it's fun trying.
Paul Klein says: It's Here! And look! There's another one over here!
Michael Senoff says: She was large lady . . . She sang. It finished. The end.
Carrie Wilkerson says: I don't recommend many events And I don't recommend *any*.
Mara Glazer says: What Are You Waiting For? You. Now kindly remove your clothes and let's get started.
ListJoe.com says: *** You Can Do This .... We Can Help!!! *** Great - can you help me with this lady's clothes, then?
Paul Klein says: Like Taking Candy From A... Crocodile? 7-11? Candy machine? Tell me! Tell me!
ListJoe.com says: A Revolutionary Idea In Marketing! What? Sell things? Cool idea!
ListJoe.com says: HURRY!!! Valentine's Day is Feb. 14th Gosh - that's only over three weeks away
Stefanie Hartman says: Hey - Dreams do Come True! What - even the one I had this morning? Can't wait!
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