Help wanted for the Job from Hell and Bible lessons

ListJoe.com says:	A System That Works?	And the Sandman replies: No - absolute power corrupts absolutely. Just look around you. And read between the lines.
Tom Josefiak says:	Update for Bush-Cheney 2004, Inc. Email Subscribers	And the Sandman replies: I think you're a little late there, Tom.
BNET says:	Top 10 Reasons Why New Sales Reps Fail	And the Sandman replies: They find Hell a little intimidating? That’s why I sent a demon down there with him.
Huey Lee says:	Hi Sandman, it's okay to screw up!	Yeah, yeah. Excuses, excuses.
Janet Beckers says:	Oh drat. Has this ever happened to you?	What? You're enjoying some Perfect Russian Angels, a bunch of Pixiedust, several buckets of Long Island Iced Tea and a few snortable frogs … and your sales rep calls you to say his elevator to hell's stuck between floors and the demon in there with him needs the toilet real bad? As a matter of fact, yes. But only once.
Frank Kern says:	Good news ...very good news.	The ACME Elevator Repair unit's done its job? Excellent.
Ric Thompson [SBCEO] says:	Why did you go into business for yourself?	I didn't. I sent a sales rep and a demon down to hell to go into business for me.
Blake Ekberg says:	Solid every time you jump to bed!	Bed? I'm flying with *angels* here!
Dr. Robert Anthony says:	Sandman Are you struggling? Great resource for you (free)...	Not really struggling, thanks, but I do believe the snortable frogs are wearing off.
Neil Asher says:	Very Different....	Weren't they?
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Alex Sysoef says:	I will see you tonight, Sandman?	I don't know. After today's high-flying excitement I might just go home and have a little nap.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, Please don't delete me!	OK. I'll exterminate you instead. Wait till I get back down again.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	Are You Already Hypnotized?	No, it's the Pixiedust and Iced Tea. And maybe a little frog, too.
Profit Snapshots says:	Are You In Florida?	No. I'm somewhere slightly higher than ground level. With Perfect Russian Angels, Iced Tea and Pixiedust. Does that *sound* like Florida? It does? Oh, OK - maybe I am, then.
Clayton Makepeace says:	Say No to Crack!	Say YES to Pixiedust! And Iced Tea!
Adam Spiel says:	You missed out (sorry)	Oh, it was *you* finished the frogs, was it? Kind of you to apologize.
**J Bode** says:	what can I do to help people get what they want?	Find out what they want first. Always helps.
Ben Settle says:	The Bible's Secret Email Lesson	Another email from Moses again - something about a route through the Red Sea. I'll pass that one on to a Perfect Russian Angel.
Keith Wellman says:	I want to play too...	Oh, Keith, it's *much* too late. Unless, of course, you're bringing some frogs.
List Bandit says:	[LB] There has never been a better time.	No, you're right - it's been a fabulous afternoon.
Matt Bacak says:	SHATTERED	Well, yes, I'm going to be by the time I get home, but it'll have been worth it.
Arron Allison says:	Re: Hundreds of male caplets	Are they baby snortable frogs? Line us up a few, then.
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Marketing Help Center says:	Sandman... check's in the mail	Yeah, right. And guess what I'm not going to do in your mouth.
ListJoe.com says:	A Great Way to Get Started	Roll up a twenty, line up some little frogs … or should we start with some Pixiedust first? Or even some Iced Tea?
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=== Gary Vurnum === says:	Life's one big confidence trick...	Too right - I though those were snortable frogs. Too much Pixiedust, obviously.
Jim Morris says:	were you left out?	No, I got my fair share. Sneezed a couple back out, though.
Dan Robey says:	One Person Can Change Your Life...	Yup - the FrogMan can.
Warren Whitlock says:	I appreciate hearing what you have to say	More frogs! More Iced Tea! More Pixiedust! More Perfect Russian Angels!
Mike Litman says:	Why Most People Never Soar	They tend to plummet. It's an aerodynamics thing.
Stephen Beck says:	Whatcha doing this weekend?	Recovering. It's been a fabulous Friday.
Glen Hopkins says:	I'm Hiring. Help Wanted	Too late - I've sent the salesman and the demon down to SoftwareInHell. There's a redheaded hippy needs a job somewhere round here, though, if you're interested.
WorldPuja.org says:	Breakfast With God, Part 2	That'd be the bagels and lox? I'll be right there.
Sizzling Motivation - Dr Jill says:	A Way to Be Your Best	A good breakfast usually helps, I find.
Bill Harris says:	Are we really Spiritual Beings having a physical experience, or...	No, I'm a physical being having a physical experience with some Perfect Russian Spiritual Beings (my wives will probably kill me for this). Is breakfast ready yet?
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